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More video this weekend. Not because we're lazy - yeah, I know I am - but because we've all been busy as hell. Chelsea's young defensive monster, Nathaniel Chalobah, opens the scoring for the...

Two votes. TWO VOTES? So, a country with less than two million residents, oppressive weather and no stadium infrastructure is to host a World Cup (Qatar in 2022, for those now in the know). And...

Coming to the Bridge this August? Seven Premier League clubs, including the Arsenal and Tottenham, today banned the use of vuvuzelas inside their respective stadiums. Chelsea, meanwhile, while...

Damn, Frank. Really? I'm certain that's a Pepsi-provided top, but I don't really care. Sponsorship Cash isn't everything. Looks like something Jorge Campos would've sported in the mid-1990s. Peep...

What a beautiful sight this is. Just two days after the World Cup, Bastian Schweinsteiger was already kicking it about again - this time in Munich, the English Garden to be exact. He just loves...

Delicious. Meh. I hope they both lose. As written in my latest column for the full-time employers (yes, I actually am a journalist. I know, it's weird): "Too bad this so-called glorious final...

Lots. Actually, more than lots. Lots and lots? The Chelsea Offside takes a deserved two-week vacation and it all goes off. Let's have a rundown of what exactly has occurred in our beloved CO's...

Just kidding with that heading. We at Chelsea Offside obviously do not condone player on coach violence, or any violence for that matter - unless it's within the comforts of your own home. So...

Big decision in Port Elizabeth. Peep ESPN to see how our large Ivorian gets on.

On the eve of Ivory Coast's opening match of the World Cup, a massive tie with Portugal, Nike has released this video featuring Didier Drogba. A worthy, worthy cause. The Mighty One - and his...