We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Sky Sports News understands Chelsea have agreed a £25million deal in principle to sign Brazil international Oscar. You understand, eh? What's the deal, son? With Chelsea, there is never not a...

It appears the club has finally decided on a manager for next season. That man is none other than Roberto Di Matteo. Please join me in saying: Well done, Roman. Welcome back I believe it was The...

In its simplest terms, a revolution requires equal parts dramatic change and rebellion. There's a tinge of insurrection inherent which defines the root of a revolution as damaging- a violent...

Last year I took a week-long trip to Mexico in August, during which Chelsea snared the signature of one Juan Mata. This year, I took a four-day trip to Maui with my wife, only for Chelsea to...

Lot of talk these days linking Chelsea with some world class footballing talent. Not exactly a surprising development is it? Nevertheless, a host of names have been sprinkled about in the rags -...

Says the Guardian: Fabio Capello has made it known to Chelsea's hierarchy that he is eager to take up the reins at Stamford Bridge this summer as the former England coach seeks a return to...

Gathering the latest tidbits from here, there, and everywhere- yes, it's time once again for a synopsis of all things CFC that fail to merit an individual post. Or, you could say, things that I'm...

Gathering the latest tidbits from here, there, and everywhere in between. Yes, it's time for a glorious recap of all things Chelsea that don't deserve an individual post. Without much ado: Hooray...

Alliteration for the win. More, after the jump: Time to re-up that Rosetta Stone collection Get this: Barcelona are upset. Apparently, the idea of losing another crop of high-quality young...

Ah hell. Not this shit again. Oh joy. We've reached that special day of days in which insanity and panic trumps all. Well, you know, perhaps it's money that trumps all. Yeah, it's the cake. This...