We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Absolutely gutted -- but it ain't over. I must admit Liverpool was the better side, but Chelsea was absolutely dire today. Still months to go in this thing, though. Watch Chelsea v Liverpool in N...

So Liverpool is joint top of the table on points with the mighty Chelsea. This is something new, eh? The two rivals collide at Stamford Bridge this coming morning with something other than a...

It's been quite a week for Chelsea Football Club. You could probably say, historic. A Chelsea legend has returned to France, two of the club's best -- Cech & Essien -- inked extensions, Lampard...

The Blues set off the preseason in fine fashion Wednesday, blanking Guangzhou Pharmaceutical 4-0 in China. Peep the photos below. Looks like Deco is already finding form.

A new era in Chelsea football begins tomorrow. Uncle Phil, Deco, The Bos -- Jose Bosingwa if you must -- make their Blues debuts, along with the rest of the crew, in the club's first preseason...

Big Pete Cech returns for preseason training -- and acts all girly & shit. Sack up, man.

Today marks the fifth anniversary of Roman Abramovich's takeover of Chelsea. It was the biggest in British football history at the time --£140 million -- and, I must say, it has worked out quite...

Luiz Felipe Scolari, from now on here at the Offside known as Uncle Phil, hasn't even taken over at Chelsea yet. That hasn't stopped the rumor mill, and it's continued ridiculousness, from churning...

BBC online is reporting that Chelsea are eyeing Steve Kean for a possible senior coaching role at the club. Let me be the first to say: Who? Kean, currently an assistant at Coventry City, has been...

Don't be. Why you ask? Well, our owner isn't too caught up in the fiasco. Instead of interviewing candidates, Roman's been busy tossing benjis around Switzerland. No, not in anticipation for Euro...