Abramovich is a manager's dream. [...] Abramovich does not like sacking managers. But he is passionate about football and as much as he wants stability, if he can see the club is not going in the direction he wants he will act.
— Manager by day, Undertaker by night, and overall International Man of Mystery,
Avram Grant practicing his one and only, and thus greatest managerial skill,
brown-nosing.
