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Marcus Lattimore is a Hippo on Rocket Skates and other observations from the first Thursday night of College football

I know what you're thinking. 1. You don't want to revisit that wretched night in Moscow. 2. You don't want to revisit that wretched night in Moscow. However, we're going to, not just because we...

Fuck a Drake. Pardon me while I dissect the so-called rapper above for a few moments. I hate Drake as a musician. I hate Drake as a person. This guy, to me, is new-era mainstream pop personified -...

A few notes from around the club today, including the signing of another young talent (as seen below). Window shopping Mikel to be fit for Saturday, Lampard likely • After some seven weeks on the...

Six of our boys - yes, Bob was in the house - participated in EA Sports' official FIFA 12 Pro Player Tournament on Wednesday at Cobham. Cue the inevitable trash talk and the birth of Romelu "I love...

No words. Hit the jump for a cinematic look at my immediate reaction to coming across this truly bizarre photo of Frank Lampard and some kid. Thanks a lot, Tumblr. Kid N Play First, let me say...

Add this one to the list of things you never expected to see. Ever. After you're done admiring a certain pregnant woman's thickness, fast forward to 2:16 and check for a rather familiar blue top...

You can't make stuff like this up. England's Brave John Terry was today, amid training and fighting this bizarre racist abuse claim, to serve as grand opener at Reptile Kingdom near Cobham. Wait,...

Reckon Andre broke this out after he secured Meireles at the eleventh hour, leaving Daniel Levy with a great big pile of misery in the form of Luka Modric. Kick it.

EA Sports, proud (for better or worse) creators of the gargantuanly successful FIFA gaming series, have been making friends with everybody lately. Running round making club-specific deals instead...