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Falcao's depreciation and HULK's destination - further adventures in journalism courtesy of The Daily Mail.

Ah hell. Not this shit again. Oh joy. We've reached that special day of days in which insanity and panic trumps all. Well, you know, perhaps it's money that trumps all. Yeah, it's the cake. This...

Centre forward Radamel Falcao seems to be issuing a 'come and get me' plea to former manager Andre Villas-Boas, but Chelsea would have to do a major clearing out to accommodate the deadly Colombian on the roster.