We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Branislav Ivanovic's young son takes the opportunity post-match yesterday to break away from the pack and show off some dribbling skills. And then, he shoots - he scores! Only five more goals to...

Quick, run, before the tabloids come Run from the night or we end up in The Sun-Jay-Z, American Boy remix "ASHLEY COLE is in talks with JAY-Z to learn how to tackle the music business." You can't...

Too good. Who knew Bob had such a sense of humor? Video after the jump. A Ron Swanson approved prank. Love it.

The Mirror got jokes. Ashley Cole shot my mum last week. The drama has since been immortalized in digital form, first by Taiwanese television and now by some crafty fucks with degrees in software...

The trolls have also agreed to a similar contract. It really is quite flattering, you know? And kind of sad. Well done, sirs. You beat us. Twice. You deserved all six points. Congratulations. Now,...

Fernando, we know you're out there. And we want you to know we care. Carra. It's been a traumatic 10 or so days for you. You moved to a new city, one so full of promise yet one so new, so...

The enigma that is Salomon Kalou was on full show Tuesday at the Stadium of Light. A superb shift as foil to Didier Drogba overshadowed by a second-half miss so glorious that it managed to bemuse...

Looks like the club is already recovering some of that British record transfer fee. Movin' units Marketability. The Mirror today has a story regarding the retail madness that has been Fernando...

Another introduction, you ask? But of course. We're ramping this thing up to 11. Eleven. Crank it the **** up Suitor No. 2. The second suitor, if you will (apologies for the plethora of film...