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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Overwhelming Relief Well then. That was something, now wasn't it? If you're looking for high-octane end-to-end stuff, this was the place to be. If you're looking for lots...

Three points? A clean sheet? At the Bridge? What the hell? Rebounding (Latent NBA Reference) Well, that was certainly nice to see now wasn't it? After almost a month and change of suspect...

Absolutely pathetic. Dothraki Ballack Miserable stuff. Just terrible across the board. It seems to go from bad to worse every day around these parts, and if you're looking for excuses I'm fresh...

Cruise-control mode. Danny and Frank made sure of that. More after the jump. Vindicated Well that was sweet now wasn't it? This was a display a long time in the making, and at last the Blues put...

It ends a draw in Spain. It shouldn't have. Not by a long-shot. More, after the jump: "Fernando, meet the pitch. You'll be spending loads of time down here tonight..." Well, that was about as bad...

The boys take the phrase 'phoning it in' to new, soaring, heights in a forgettable draw with them Geordie boys at Stamford Bridge. Not exactly what you expect from a home finale now is it? Yeah,...

Beware the Ides of May. Isolated, in perhaps more ways than one Not exactly how the saying goes, but fitting for Carlo, embattled as he is. The soothsayer on this occasion? A certain dynamic...

Sometimes you have to ride your luck. Sometimes you make your own luck. Today, we did a bit of both. Comedy hour The Rundown • We won. • We won without scoring a legitimate goal. Bonus. •...

Second place, eh? Righteous. Isn't this just like Chelsea? Send us all into the blue funk following another listless exit from Champions League. Then, you know, go out and make things interesting...

Two points lost? Perhaps. A point gained? Almost certainly. Fall guy A funny old game this one. Shit for the opening 15 or so minutes. This start was highlighted by a truly disturbing sequence, one...