We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Scrumptiuous WAG Carly Zucker, fiancee of my man Joey Cole, has thrown her celebrity behind chocolate mogul Mars in its "Get Britain Playing" young footballers campaign. Her first act? Squeezing...

Now I know if I stand in my garden from 8pm to 9.50pm (UK time) in a severe thunderstorm (and sorry you Yank readers for the comparison, I know parts of the US have suffered bad bad storms) I will...