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By the skin of our teeth, we're walking away victorious. More, after the jump: You already know Just like that, we're heading to Spain with a 1-0 lead. Yeah, that actually happened. If you...

Chelsea score a vital three points away to Newcastle in a match that was, well, fucking insane. I mean, Salomon Kalou played - clearly at the suggestion of Devin - and even contrived to score the...

They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words. Case in point: Road warrior Battered, bloodied, and fairly rubbish. No matter. Chelsea still manage to hold on for a much-needed win at Ewood Park, 1-0,...

What the hell? What the hell. Winless in three! A wretched second half in Belgium follows our absolutel capitulation after halftime against Arsenal. Cue the crisis talk, my friends. A decent enough...

Has our annual November slump started early again? Did our defense even come out of the locker room? What was going on? Arsenal's defense were a shambles as well but at least they seemed to get...

Chelsea don't like to do things the easy way. Our boys want to make your heart stop and leave you hanging on the edge of your seat until the very end. Was anybody even able to watch this match,...

Well that was interesting. David Luiz, as I predicted before the match, gives away a penalty, then two red cards and a ridiculously inconsistent display of refereeing. Have your vote for man of the...

Anyone looking to discuss the fallacies of the Champions League group stage needn't look any further than Stamford Bridge on Wednesday night. Reborn One could also look toward Arsenal's trip to...

Three goals, a worrying injury to Ramires, further inability to keep a clean sheet, and three points. Nevertheless, three well-taken points from a fixture that we've had immense difficulty with...

Frank Lampard, past-it to some, bags his third Premier League hat-trick. With so much scrutiny on Frank Lampard by the media, our vice-captain proved he's still got it by bagging three goals...