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Chelsea opened their preseason tour of the United States last night with a 4-2 win over Sounders FC in the Emerald City. It was, for the most part, a nice run-out for the squad - new additions,...

Fresh faces. Some complete with appalling hair. We continue our look back at the season that was with Day 3 of our reader polling. In this space, we look to establish which of the new guys proved...

Ah hell. Not this shit again. Oh joy. We've reached that special day of days in which insanity and panic trumps all. Well, you know, perhaps it's money that trumps all. Yeah, it's the cake. This...

Buy Belgian. Ho. We talked yesterday about the club allegedly reentering talks with Racing Genk over the transfer of the young Belgium international Kevin De Bruyne. Those talks (gasp) are actually...

Not entirely sure about the source material, but Chelsea have allegedly re-engaged in talks with Racing Genk over the transfer of the 20-year-old that looks not a day over 12 - Kevin De Bruyne. Y...

Sorry for the lack of posts over the past couple of days. Quite a bit going on in my world at that moment. Now, with the pleasantries out of the way, let's take a look at what's been going on since...

Chelsea look to respond from successive Premier League defeats in Belgium. Kevin De Bruyne, meanwhile, looks to enhance his already burgeoning reputation across Europe. Teams Racing Genk ...

To preface, I'm not wholly satisfied with the catharsis I've employed since Saturday. Seems my best efforts to cleanse the memories of what transpired have failed - and I'm extremely fucking...

I think we all can agree that it's a bit too late to do a recap. Lamb to the slaughter it was and all. What we can do is drop five things we learned from watching the destruction. After the jump -...

Chelsea host Racing Genk in the first ever meeting between the clubs tonight at Stamford Bridge. A win, like a Fernando Torres start, is expected, but not a given. Team news and the like from...