We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

'Arry, this is not the Lane. This is Wembley. There are no rules. Ah, The Big Lebowski. Who would have ever thought that such a timeless film would one day find itself referenced alongside the...

For glorious archival purposes.

Spurs haven't been to an FA Cup final since 1991, when they won the trophy via a 2-1 win over Nottingham Forest. It would be most agreeable - and most enjoyable - if we were able to extend that...

Chelsea host Tottenham on Saturday afternoon in a London Derby with far more reaching implications. A defeat here may well prove fatal in our push for Champions League qualification. Yes, following...

We'll touch on the latest news surrounding John Terry's current predicament very soon. For now, though, we focus on the massive contest at White Hart Lane. I don't think I'm overstating when I say...

'Tis the season, for snatching a stocking full of points at White Hart Lane. Hey, it's that guy Man. This is kind of big, huh? Win, lose or draw in Wigan over the weekend, this match with Tottenham...

"I want to come to England to win trophies and that's why I accepted Chelsea's offer. It was also a question of sporting achievement, not money. Arsenal and Tottenham were both interested in me but...

Who's bat-shit crazy enough to assume this nearly untenable position? Charmer King Carlo is no more. Sacked mere seconds after his post-match presser at Goodison via a face-to-face with the bean...

Sometimes you have to ride your luck. Sometimes you make your own luck. Today, we did a bit of both. Comedy hour The Rundown • We won. • We won without scoring a legitimate goal. Bonus. •...

Teams Chelsea Subs: Cech, Ivanovic, Luiz, Terry, Cole, Essien, Mikel, Lampard, Malouda, Torres, Drogba. Turnbull, Ramires, Benayoun, Zhirkov, Kalou, Alex, Anelka. Tottenham HotspurGomes, Corluka,...