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Happy Thanksgiving to you from all of us at Chelsea Offside. As has become tradition around these parts, we have foregone helpings of thinly sliced turkey in favor of a cooked Guus. Awkward We hope...

Guus Hiddink is unemployed. He likes Chelsea, a lot. So, is a return to London in some capacity other than manager represent good business for the club and Roman Abramovich? Yes and no. London...

Around here, we take the tabloids with a grain of salt. You know this. But sometimes, sometimes a story is so ridiculous that you just have run with it. We did it when the Guardian linked us with...

Two years ago, we were all singing: "We want you to stay, we want you to stay, Guus Hiddink, we want you to stay!" Our temporary manager Hiddink's response was always along the lines of, "Thanks,...

Should we expect to be painting a similar picture to the one below come August? We keep hearing about the Dutch around these parts. Marco Van Basten is the man to helm the rebuilding project at...

Who's bat-shit crazy enough to assume this nearly untenable position? Charmer King Carlo is no more. Sacked mere seconds after his post-match presser at Goodison via a face-to-face with the bean...

I searched for a Chelsea turkey. You'll have to settle for a Guus. The world famous (sense the sarcasm there?) Chelsea Offside would like to wish all of its readers a wonderful, festive...

An old friend made his way back to Cobham this afternoon. It was like he never left. Ray Ray certainly was glad to see his old crony. See you guys at Heaven. Make your contributions, people. Then...

2009 To call Chelsea Football Club's final year of the decade an eventful one would be quite the understatement. To call it memorable would, also, be a disservice. Equal parts optimism,...

What we know is that the Chelsea owner and a group of his finest friends -- the Daily Mail reckons more than 100, including former Blues boss and current Russia manager Guus Hiddink -- were in...