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The Mirror got jokes. Ashley Cole shot my mum last week. The drama has since been immortalized in digital form, first by Taiwanese television and now by some crafty fucks with degrees in software...

Many of you are probably wondering just what went down at Cobham a little over a week ago. What exactly did Ashley Cole bring to the party? Who did he shoot? How did it all play out? Well, these...

The News of the World would have you believe such a headline. Grab the gat The English media is at it again, trying to rile up a good ol' storm ahead of our date with Manchester United at Stamford...