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Well, then, this is a must-win wouldn't you agree? A run of three consecutive grossly underwhelming performances has forced most to re-examine whether or not Chelsea is as good as we all thought. A...

Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales. Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had 'em this season -- in abundance. From Super Frank's absurd chip against Hull to Essien's mother of all...

Well, that wasn't impressive now was it. Almost depressing really. At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly. Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan Sunday, thanks to a sterling free kick from...

Lokomotiv Moscow 1, Chelsea 1 (Lokomotiv 5-4 on penalties) Moscow was a nightmare once again for the Blues. So, too, were penalty shoots for one Andriy Shevchenko. Sheva's penalty miss cost us...

It's been quite a week for Chelsea Football Club. You could probably say, historic. A Chelsea legend has returned to France, two of the club's best -- Cech & Essien -- inked extensions, Lampard...

The Special One -- correction: The Ordinary One -- was officially revealed as Inter Milan's brand spanking new manager today. He looked daiper as always, blurting out all kinds of smooth talk in a...

Big Phil at the top of the list Several outlets, including the Guardian and the Times, now see Portugal manager Luiz Felipe Scolari as the top candidate to take over at Stamford Bridge next season....

The Spoiler -- fantastic site by the way -- spent last evening outside Chinawhite. Thankfully for us at Chelsea Offside, JT & Co. made a visit to celebrate their historic victory over the scum. ...

Noooooooooo. It can't be. Oh, it is. It's Scum v Chelski part 3! It had to be didn't it? Chelsea booked its place in the Champions League semifinals with a fugly 2-0 result over Fenerbahce at...