We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Apparently my use of this fine term, featured in the headline of this fine blog, in the article right below this one has been causing quite the stir around these parts. I half-apologize. Not a fan...

So I was thinking about how busy I am right now, and I thought, "Oh what a relief Summer will be!"  Then I thought, "Oh, crap!  Summer means no sports!  No baseball, basketball, or even... a...