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Deki can take \'em all! First: I hate the Champions League. I dont know (and I dont care) what the bad juju is between Inter and European competition,...

Queens Park Rangers apparently can't afford Alex. Paris Saint-Germain, meanwhile, certainly can. I guess that solves that then, in my skewed mind at least. A reunion? The protracted transfer of...

I think we all can agree that, though it is still very early in his tenure, Andre Villas-Boas has brought a certain level of sophistication to Stamford Bridge since his appointment over the summer....

Hey, it's Michael Ballack. Long time no see. Welcome back Michael Ballack was highly admired around these parts during his time at Chelsea. We, like Carlo Ancelotti, felt he deserved a short-term...

The season hath arrived. Well, not for another 24 hours and change, but whatever. As we prepare ourselves for such a grandiose occasion, we must first transform a Maybach into some twisted machine...

Who's bat-shit crazy enough to assume this nearly untenable position? Charmer King Carlo is no more. Sacked mere seconds after his post-match presser at Goodison via a face-to-face with the bean...

Carlo to walk off the Goodison pitch this evening with a full-on John Bender swag and righteous fist pump to match. All this while Simple Minds blares over the public address. Hey, I can dream...

A season ends at Goodison. So, too, may an era. Who: EvertonWhat: Barclays Premier League, Round 38When: 22 May, 4pm local time (11am EST)Where: Goodison Park (40.157)How: By stream only in North...

Kalou says the team is more important than the manager. Do you agree? Our second-best Ivorian has been spouting off at the mouth again. You have to commend the kid for being comfortable enough to...

Names such as Hazard, Sanchez, Neymar. They all are being bounded about ahead of a pivotal summer in the history of Chelsea Football Club. I say why not at least take a half-look a little closer to...