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The honors were great for the Mighty One on his return to the Stade Velodrome. His play, meanwhile - like this damn team's - was rubbish. Again. Let's keep with the format from last recap. It...

Sure, it's not really supposed to be a competitive match. So, you ask how can you really learn anything from it? Well, if you watched today's CA you know it was actually far from a friendly...

Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales. Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had 'em this season -- in abundance. From Super Frank's absurd chip against Hull to Essien's mother of all...

What. The. Hell? Could we be playing Newcastle at a worse time?. The Messiah (Alan Shearer for those of you who have been living under a rock -- or the United States) will work the sidelines for...

So much for settling in. Uncle Phil set Stamford Bridge ablaze on his debut, guiding Chelsea to a superlative 4-0 win over Portsmouth in the Premiership curtain raiser for both clubs. First-half...

Chelsea players haven't had the best Euro 2008. Well, with the exception of Michael Ballack. Let's take a visual look back at the Blues' finest (minus Ballack) in Austria and Switzerland. P.S. I...

Euro 2008 is off to a rousing start. Rousing? Well, at least Greece lost. The first round of games have been completed, so let's take a look at how Chelsea players have faired thus far in Austria...

Late last week, reports surfaced that Chelsea was close to inking FC Porto fullback Jose Bosingwa. That was out of nowhere. Now, the weirdness is official. A statement on the club's wesbite reads:...