We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

We won a match? Weird. And fantastic.

Is there any thing more nostalgic at the moment for us Chelsea fans than seeing Didier Drogba thump home a Frank Lampard corner delivery? Well, maybe Frank volleying home coolly at the back post to...

Strap in. This could be bumpy. Team news and the like coming around 9:45am EST. Team sheets Chelsea Cech, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Cahill, Cole; Ramires, Essien, Lampard (c); Sturridge, Drogba, Mata....

We're still trudging through Mordor aren't we? Gary Cahill takes over as Frodo on this day, as he welcomes his former employer to Stamford Bridge on Saturday. We kind of need a win here. Yeah, we...

It's done. No, really. I'm serious, man. Just take a glance at the image below. Look, I swear it's not photoshopped. Look at his hair. I mean, how could I 'shop that? Jack Bauer stylings From now...

A fair few media outlets are reporting that, after a prolonged spell of negotiations, Gary Cahill and Chelsea have finally agreed to the framework of a deal and the Bolton defender is currently on...

I think we all had a feeling, for better or worse, that Gary Cahill was going to be a Chelsea player come January after seeing Owen Coyle's comments last week. Now, we have some concrete...

There's nothing signed and sealed at the moment but it's fair to say there has been dialogue (with Chelsea). I've got to be up front and tell you, as I always do, and that's the situation. Those...

The irony. Damn. "Dat's what me t'ought!" For those not in the know, my offering is a reference to this. Poor, I know. Anyway, let's see what you got people. I'm looking for some gold here. The...

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