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Schlong in Hong Kong. Anelka with a George Michael-esque pose Yeah, the above phrase, from known lyrologist Christopher Bridges, is kind of lewd. Hey, at least I didn't use Bang cock in Bangkok...

It is difficult to draw conclusions from a preseason friendly, sure. That's not to suggest certain impressions cannot be made, however. So, with that being said, let's take a brief look inside...

Extended highlights of the first half are below. Hit the jump for a look at the second half.

Drogba is so fine. So fine. Bangkok son. Our boys continue their trek through Asia today in the city of big, nasty, graphic dreams. Who do we play? A merry, talented band affectionately known as...

Chelsea announce pre-season tour of Asia on Tuesday. Chelsea linked with South Korean forward Chu-Young Park on Wednesday. Coincidence? Amazing in Pro Evolution Soccer 6.