We Ain't Got No History, a Chelsea community

Lots. Actually, more than lots. Lots and lots? The Chelsea Offside takes a deserved two-week vacation and it all goes off. Let's have a rundown of what exactly has occurred in our beloved CO's...

Thanks to Chelsea Offside reader Rosh for pointing me toward this absolutely hilarious clip. From the movie Downfall -- outstanding flick, by the way -- Hitler learns of Lampard's imminent move to...