The Sideshow smile had faded a long time ago. "Make us laugh," the devilspawn cackled, "or we pull David Luiz's hair again." Juanito tried a juggle, Oscarinho a clever turn. The children were not amused.
The Blues are heading to the United States to make some money after an early Champions League exit, and have released the squad information today
This is all just speculation at this point, but Chelsea may be looking to potentially visit the USA twice this summer if certain website tealeaves are to be believed.
Manchester City again! Hurray!
Let's not get into the hows or whys (especially the whys), but Chelsea will apparently be playing a friendly against City on May 23rd. In America.
Fans in London will get another first hand opportunity to see Neymar when Chelsea's home hosts Brazil
Lucas Piazon cleared up some translation issues about his comments on Sunday.
Chelsea's loss in the Club World Cup final against Corinthians has hit the Brazilian players particularly hard, and they're not happy about it.
Fifa declared Corinthians a 1-0 victor over Chelsea in the Club World Cup final when the Blues failed to show up for the match.
Chelsea played their first cup final under Rafa Benitez, and lost.
Chelsea will look for their first trophy of the season when they face Corinthians in the Club World Cup
Chelsea cruised through to the final, defeating Monterrey 3-1 in Japan
Chelsea defeated Monterrey to earn a place in the Club World Cup final on Sunday. Hooray!
The Lineups and Game Thread for the FIFA Club World Cup Semi Final against Monterrey. Holy David Luiz in midfield be-cowled superhero who, for legal reasons isn't Batman!
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While Chelsea still have to beat Monterrey to reach the final, Corinthians have already booked their place.
The Rayados' star striker and best player sat out their 3-1 win against Ulsan Hyundai, and now it turns out he'll miss the rest of the tournament with a torn thigh muscle, making Chelsea's semifinal a little more straightforward.
Chelsea have named their squad in advance of their chance to win the club's first ever Club World Cup.
Chelsea CEO Ron Gourlay reveals the club's imminent desire for a pre-season tour of India.
Do Chelsea care about the Club World Cup? Of course not.
Bet you didn't expect to witness the worst Chelsea performance since away to Napoli, did you? Come on in, and join the fun! Falcao may get six today. Rainbow!
Lineups and live game thread for Chelsea's Super Cup bout versus Spain's Atletico Madrid.
Previewing the 2012 UEFA Super Cup between Chelsea, Champions League winners, and Atletico Madrid, Europa League winners.
Chelsea play against Atletico Madrid on Friday. Do you care? Should Chelsea care?
Branislav Ivanovic did a stupid in the Community Shield, and Chelsea are going to pay for it.
