Roberto di Matteo has denied reports of stabbing Andre Villas-Boas in the back, reports that confirm that the football media has no soul and exists only to do evil.

The Daily Mail have quoted Jose Mourinho as saying he was about to put pen to paper on a new Real Madrid deal. Only he actually didn't.

Hey look, the Sun still sucks.

The football media isn't biased against Chelsea. It's just really stupid.

Martin Lipton is taken to task by Gigi Salmon on Chelsea TV for a particularly stupid article in the Mirror.

Much is being made of Frank Lampard's exit in the Chelsea-Swansea game. It'd be nice if we would stop with the baseless speculation though.

The Daily Mail have managed to produce a miracle - the worst football article ever written.

The Guardian has been a little bit naughty in its coverage of the Villas Boas to Portugal switch.

Is Ray Wilkins coming back to Chelsea? We don't know, but it'll take more than the Mirror writing nonsense to convince us either way.

In shocking news, Chelsea's manager and players aren't upset to have advanced past FC Copenhagen to reach the Champions League quarter-finals.