One year later, and two years into his Chelsea career, checking in on Fernando Torres's art of striking.

And you all thought 'Nando didn't do anything interesting yesterday.

Rafa Benitez spoke to the media following the less-than-pretty win in Prague, and some of them have used his quotes to create a tale in which the Spaniard has told the Chelsea captain that he should get used to life on the bench

Ok, he might not have 'cheated death', but John Obi Mikel's suddenly got a lot more popular in Nigeria. I wonder why.

Demba Ba has been fitted for the mask which will protect his broken nose, and has returned to training. There's even a chance Bat-Cech's successor will start against Wigan!

Beating out serious competition from absolutely no one, Petr Cech wins his fifth straight Czech Footballer of the Year Award.

Congratulations to the young midfielder, who is really turning heads lately

The Frenchman claims he still has 5 months of his "ban" to serve, so I wouldn't expect much to change

The FA have decided not to attempt to extend the ban against Eden Hazard

The young Chelsea striker will be sent back out on loan for the remainder of the season