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The right back will join the club on a second one-month loan spell

Getting rid of the biggest flop in club history isn't going to be easy, because he has to agree to the move

I like Steve Clarke, I like West Brom, and I like Tomas Kalas. Make this happen.

Yeovil manager Gary Johnson's son played with Gordon at Killie, so the manager has certainly seen enough of the fullback to know what he's getting

Clifford was released by the club just over a month ago, and will join Leicester until the end of the season

He reportedly confirmed that talks with Frank Lampard are 'ongoing', although there is some doubt about those quotes. He also made it clear that the priority is a Champions League place.

Pellegrini has been linked to Chelsea for a bit now, so why don't we take a closer look

Since there is no better way to get to know a player than to look at his Youtube highlight reel, here's a bunch of video of Heung-min Son

Chelsea are reportedly interested in acquiring the South Korean, who is out of contract at the end of the 2013/2014 season