West Ham's Sullivan wants Lukaku, should shut up.
Dave, -- may I call you "Dave?" -- we know you're not well-regarded in the football world for your sense, but, surely, even you know we're not going to give you Romelu Lukaku.
Chelsea FC: News
Real Madrid confirm Jose Mourinho departure
So the special one needs a job...I wonder where he could find one of those?
Chelsea reveal squad for US trip
The Blues are heading to the United States to make some money after an early Champions League exit, and have released the squad information today
Juan Mata: Award Hog
ALL THE TROPHIES! ALL THE RECOGNITION! ALL THE LOVE!
Lampard signs a one-year extension
After days of rumours the Englishman would re-sign with the club, it's been confirmed - Lampard is hanging around for another year at the Bridge
Lukaku will probably be on loan again next season
Bad news if you've been hoping for The One Who's Bigger Than A Fridge to return to Stamford Bridge. It's probably not going to be next year.
Chelsea to tour the USA twice this summer?
This is all just speculation at this point, but Chelsea may be looking to potentially visit the USA twice this summer if certain website tealeaves are to be believed.
Frank Lampard ties Bobby Tambling
It took until the 37th Premier League match of the season, but Frank Lampard has finally scored Chelsea goal number 202 and joined Bobby Tambling atop the all-time Chelsea goalscoring list. The...
Chelsea will play Ilkeston FC in July
The Blues will face off against the Derbyshire side shortly after returning from Asia
Rooney linked with sensational Chelsea transfer
After today's confirmation of Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement, it's not exactly surprising to some of their players linked with exits, but Wayne Rooney to Chelsea is one of the most surprising.
A Mourinho update, because we haven't had many...
If it were anyone else in the world, I'd be sick of this saga already. As it is, it's Mourinho, so let's talk about him a bit more
AVB preempts the Portuguese Handshake Crisis
Scientists reset the Doomsday Clock to 23:53.
On the Robert Lewandowski rumours
The only reason I'm writing about this is because I really, really, really want the Dortmund striker
Good news & bad news about Mourinho's return
According to The Sun, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has struck a deal to return to Chelsea, but there's a catch...
Lukaku scoops West Bromwich Albion awards
The Belgian's loan club, West Bromwich Albion, held their End of Season Dinner tonight, and, as you might expect, Romelu Lukaku featured heavily. Let's see what he's won:
Chelsea since U8, Todd Kane signs new contract
Currently on loan at Blackburn, Kane puts pen to paper to sign through 2015-16.
MOUCON 0, Rejoice!!!
Everybody, we are at MOUCON 0 [or at least very deep into MOUCON 1]!
Chelsea vs. Tottenham rescheduled for May 8
The loss to Manchester City this weekend left an open date in which to schedule the tie, and the FA has promptly filled it
Rafa Benitez speaks, and is...sensible?
Chelsea's Spanish manager had his press conference today, ahead of Sunday's FA Cup Semifinal, and he said some interesting things. They were also, somewhat-surprisingly, pretty sensible. What the what?
Chelsea's next Europa League opponent is...
Basel. Rejoice!
Premier League adopts FFP, goal-line technology
Premier League clubs met on Thursday, and voted to make a pair of major changes to the way things are currently done in England
Ryan Bertrand 'doubtful' for Rubin Kazan
With both of Chelsea's established left backs potentially missing Thursday's Europa League tie, who should chelsea deploy to protect their left flank?
Chelsea's expansion receives government approval
To meet the new standards for level 1 training centers, Chelsea needed to build a permanent indoor training facility. Today they received the approval to do so.
