Metaphor. - Alex Livesey
Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho...
Humble as ever, Mourinho says the "world will stop" to watch this one. He's not wrong. Unless of course you're watching Borussia Dortmund (which is German for fun fun fun) finish the job versus Shakhtar Donetsk (which is Ukrainian for fun fun fun) or any of the Chelsea loanee boys (Chalobah, McEachran, Saville) in English second tier action.