As expected, the first half is now followed by the second half. Football!
Due to prior commitments, I've had to type up and schedule this post before the actual match had even begun. So while usually you'd get a quick recap of any first half highlights or lowlights, this time you just get a bit of text, that's entirely useless and unhelpful.
Sort of like this competition.
Not that you read this crap anyway. And your father smells of elderberries.