Fernando Torres, Blonde hair once quick feet
But when will he start to help out big Pete?
Two years have passed, he's now slow as a carriage
At least he still has his wonderful marriage
His smile is rare, like seeing a 'Marin'
Though this improved thanks to his fat companion
Why can he still not care about our blue
Just like Didier, Frank or even Kalou?
He came as a savior, to score goals aplenty
But now he looks like he belongs in elementary
Millions invested to help him out
But he still spends games doing 'nout
Many who dreamed this was his season
But now we have Demba, there seems to be no reason
We loved you Nando, our support was immense
Whilst others around joked and saw sense
Fernando Torres, now slow and lethargic
Quick, Now! Banish him to the Arctic!


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