Part of me wants to be excited about deadline day of the winter transfer window; part of me couldn't care less (the same part the rarely cares during the rest of the transfer window). And then there's whole 'nother part of me that is filled with dread thanks to the events of 2 years ago. And then there's a tiny part that is quite hopeful that something magical will happen today, like, say, a new manager.

To sum it up, I'm going slightly mad. Rather appropriate for transfer deadline day, methinks.

So.

Turn up the rumor machine to 11. Fire up Sky Sports News. Let's start the insanity.