about 1 month ago Article 22 comments

Carving a Z into the latest round of your community player ratings

Out of the night, when the full moon is bright, comes the horseman known as Zorres! This bold renegade, carves a "Z" with his blade; the "Z" that stands for "Zorres!" Zorres! The fox so cunning and free! Zorres! Who makes the sign of the "Z!" Zorres! Zorres! Zorres! Zorres!

about 1 month ago Article 82 comments

A new hero rises; yet your latest community player (and team!) ratings paint a bleak overall picture

Spoilers: Eden Hazard is awesome.

3 months ago Article 33 comments

All the Fully Actuated Conceptual Truthitudes of your latest community player ratings

FACT. Bears. Beets. Benitez. Battlestar Galactica.

4 months ago Article 46 comments

Painting the town red with the latest round of your community player ratings

Starting with Southampton away in the 3rd round of the FA Cup and ending with the super strange Sunday-o'-doom away at Brentford in the 4th round of the FA Cup, here follows the latest update to your community player ratings.

5 months ago Article 57 comments

Greeting the new year with the highs and lows in the latest round of your community ratings

Starting with CF Monterrey and the FIFA Club World Cup adventure in Japan and ending with the abomination of a 1-0 home defeat by QPR, here follows the latest update to your community player ratings.

5 months ago Article 30 comments

New month, new manager, same ol' community player ratings

Starting with the infamous 3-0 defeat to Juventus in the Champions League and ending with the long-awaited victory away to Sunderland this Saturday, here follows the latest update to your community player ratings.

6 months ago Article 55 comments

Latest round of community player ratings underline Chelsea FC's dip in form

Starting with that mental 5-4 victory over Manchester United in the League Cup and ending with the disheartening defeat at West Bromwich Albion this Saturday, here follows the latest update to your community player ratings.

7 months ago Article 115 comments

The judges have revealed their scores - your community player ratings

You have NO idea what I had to go through to get these numbers for you. Thousands of Bothans died.