Emenalo and Gourlay are sending out their operatives as we speak...
It was all quiet across the land of tea and
honey crumpets. A calm before the storm. A storm...a storm of epic proportions. A perfect storm, if you will, of sticky keys and broadband Internet, of helicopters and rolled-down-window chats (I wonder what's 'Arry up to?), of cheap perfume...and even cheaper transfer rumors, and of drama enough to fill six seasons and a movie of 24.
For the clock has struck midnight on Big Ben and we've entered...[turn gravitas to 11]...TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY.
As you make yourself comfortable in front of the TV, get yourself a big bowl of popcorn, and, of course, keep refreshing We Ain't Got No History, riddle me this...what would be your #1 wish this transfer deadline day?
My #1 transfer deadline day wish is...
Edinson Cavani - arriving in a pumpkin-shaped carriage (104 votes)
Falcao - swooping in on the wings of a giant falcon (153 votes)
Loic Remy - coming via a hot air balloon (62 votes)
HULK - base jumping from a futuristic jet (130 votes)
Andre Schurrle - Airplane! (168 votes)
Other - like a ninja, out of nowhere! (90 votes)
No new signings - just relax and watch the fireworks (82 votes)
A new contract for Florent Malouda (40 votes)
SELL SELL SELL / LOAN LOAN LOAN! (208 votes)
1037 total votes