theRamster got us over the 500 word limit in the last off topic thread not so subtlety, and so we're due a brand new, squeaky-clean* off topic thread in which you can talk all sorts of random things, debate the big issues of the day and flirt with each other - whatever you people like to do.

The most annoying thing about these threads is that whenever we write a story in the SB Nation backend, it's got to be over a hundred and fifty words, meaning that last sentence you just read has served absolutely no purpose to your life and by now you should probably stop reading because this sentence is going absolutely nowhere, and there are probably more useful things you could be doing with your time instead of reading this aimless sentence. There we go, now I can press publish. Have at it, folks.

*That is meant to be a really bad reference to squeaky-bum time