Bitter fans always complain about how 'chelshit' get lucky. Fans can be bitter(had we lost to Barca, I would have spat at anyone in school who mentioned Barca) for the first few days but sometimes, the media picks up on it too, as we saw the article about how 'unjust' the barca result was for the 'footballing gods'. It wasn't luck that Messi missed the penalty otherwise ManU would have won the final in Moscow by 'luck'. People write off Chelsea because apparently we are just a shit team who gets lucky every now and then, people refuse to acknowledge the players and the effort our team puts in. A ManUre supporting cousin surprised me at 2 AM(as the final whistle went) by saying how well Chelsea played while the rest just told me how we'll be thrashed in the finals and we're useless.

Also, positioning, Lampard and Drogba know how, Torres kind of looks lost and Sturridge just annoys me.

I don't know how people manage to NOT like Lampard, hating Xavi is possible(just look at the stupid face), but why Lampard? He isn't perfect but he is good, VERY good and my Chelsea bias aside, the only bad thing I can think of is the 9/11 jokes.

Studge. Why can't he pass to other players which in the opposition D? He's like Nani from ManUre, really talented but form wavers and he's selfish.

I thought it was just in certain places but anywhere I decide to talk about football and people know I'm a girl, I slowly get shunned form the conversation.

I named my rabbits Lampard and Pauli McCartney. The fat one is Lampard.

Also I don't want Guardiola as manager. Either Mou or keep RDM, I don't want our team to try to emulate Barca's playing style or anything like it. I know it sounds stupid but I just don't want Pep.