Based on this image John Terry should be a professional breakdancer.
Already it has been noted that the team's revival since the dismissal of André Villas-Boas has coincided with the calf injury that has forced John Terry, the Chelsea captain, on to the sidelines.
Mr. Lacey's muse? Obvious:
Yep, the Guardian is writing 750 word posts based on single animated .gifs now. Who knew journalism was so easy?