Green is the color
Drinking is the game
We're all together
A good time is our aim

Chelsea do not play 'til Sunday but there's a tiny smattering of football that can still be enjoyed today. A bit of FA Cup (Everton-Sunderland, Spurs-Bolton) or Premiership action (Mpseydey-McEachran March Midtable Madness! Wigan-WBA Wriveting Wrelegation Wrestling!) maybe? Or whatever suits your tastes...Germany, France, Spain? Or perhaps they should just televise all the Irish matches on this Day of Days, when we use said nation as an excuse to drink excessively (at least here in the USA).

Sláinte!