Fernando Torres Is Really Worrying Me
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
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Chelsea FC FT on best team-mate ever: I've been very lucky. Xavi, Iniesta, Mata, Silva, Gerrard, maybe Silva but I say @juanmata10!' #CFC (SL)
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...and then there's...
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Chelsea FC FT on best looking team-mate: 'Probably @RaulMeireles4, he has his own style and is always trying to look good...' #CFC (SL)
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Either Chelsea's PR team has scripted all of his answers or Fernando Torres has actually become delusional after the calendar year he's had. I mean, I know it's probably option one, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of him having gone completely insane since he moved to Stamford Bridge. Juan Mata! Raul Meireles! I'm so confused!
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That is not entirely true. Let him bring his cut on board.
Not just what others can provide for him. Its a team not Torres club.
Sarcasm font :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:12 PM GMT up reply actions
I added a smiley!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:14 PM GMT up reply actions
No cus most people know about sarcasm font
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:17 PM GMT up reply actions
Yeah, but new members maybe don't ...
since using the code box as a sarcasm font isn’t the most usual habit ;)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
So I kindly informed him :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:19 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm not sure if he'd have understood it
that way if he never knew of the sarcasm tag … I for sure would have not! :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
. he knows it is gerard so just say it.
And Gigi is gooood!!!. The way he managed to get Torres out of a question asked by a boy from Aberbeen on the number of goals Torres has scored. She threw it right back at the boy for claiming he scored 58 goals last year. Man,she is good with her communication skills. They should consider her as the PR of the club….:)
maybe he and mata are BFF's
whats so wrong with that?
You knows it not true. The question is who is the best player you have played with?
The answer obviously is GERARD. i do not know how anyone would argue this. He did say that he hope he and mata would be great over the coming seasons.
Regarding
Answer 1: He said not long ago it was Steven Gerrard. That was actually after he completed his move to Chelsea. So that wasn’t too much out of line … well a bit!
Answer 2: the eye of the beholder and such … but yeah I’d definitively say we need a “Best looking Chelsea player survey done for the Chelsea players – again!” :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
LOL
I saw the old one on youtube. Hilarious!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:11 PM GMT up reply actions
Cudicini wasn't in it but he was everyone's pick
Hilario was well… hilarious. JT took so long to answer how everyone knew he would lol.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:14 PM GMT up reply actions
The best part was probably the beginning
where everyone looked so embarrassed in awkward silence – and Frank Lampard staying totally calm! :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Ashley Cole's face LOL
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:16 PM GMT up reply actions
He loves him self our Ash
But that’s the best bit about him. He threw up in a girls car once and said “you should be proud! Ashley Cole just threw up in your car”
What a guy!
A. Cole is such a lovely man
Who wouldn't love him?
I love that JT says “Ash thinks he’s a sweet boy” lol
They know each other so well
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:24 PM GMT up reply actions
That's the one!
Full of LOL’s.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:18 PM GMT up reply actions
I agree
Pretty sure everyone but JT would say Torres though. JT will always choose Lamps.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:20 PM GMT up reply actions
Ha!
Just watched… that is pretty funny. JT is so “not that there’s anything wrong with that” about his responses. Wow… I’ve never seen guys so scared to admit who another good looking guy is. Some came up with it seemingly quick, though, so, they seem more comfortable. Hilario was great.. he looked like he was hyperventilating.
LOL he keeps saying "If I was that way..." and who he'd "go for"
That’s not the question :cD
Lamps answered the easiest I think.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 4, 2012 10:47 PM GMT up reply actions
Answer #1: Clearly it’s Xavi. Boy’s gone mad.
Answer #2: Miereles is quite the handsome devil, but he can’t hold a candle to Xabi Alonso.
unless the second question was for current teammates.
in which case, yeah probably.
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:12 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm assuming
a best hair comment was made about Luiz. I am not watching or anything, so not sure… just seeing the Twitter stuffs from ChelseaFC.
Weeee!
Catching up on the last week of Chelsea TV YouTube highlights…
http://youtu.be/DYFKz7sWs04?t=1m13s
That David Luiz is just great. We should be friends. No, really.
I'm with you
but in seriousness, really. Get rid of the thing on Meireles’s head that he calls hair, and he’s not terrible looking. I mean, I suppose the tattoos could be a detractor for some as well. Maybe he wears that ‘doo just to keep the people calm. Don’t want him fluffing everyone up, now!
It said best team-mate, not best player on previous and current teams
From what I can tell from interviews and training videos, mata and torres are besties, so it makes sense.
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley, KTBFFH
His reply named Xavi Hernandez, Andres Iniesta, David Silva and Steven Gerrard
It’s not like he just named his mates.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 7:15 PM GMT up reply actions
i didn't see the actual interview, so the tweet is the only thing i see, so never mind
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley, KTBFFH
Boy, i had serious resentment towars Torres. But seeing him answer questions in such a near-shy way Boy, i just love the lad...LOL
Praying he terrorises defenders till he dies. LET UNITED FALL EL NINO
Does the manager count?
Because I’ve got quite the man-crush on that ginger-bearded man. He’s kind of beautiful.
Ballack said the manager in the old one.
His laugh afterward is probably what got him shipped off though :cP.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:19 PM GMT up reply actions
He stayed longer
than Mourinho. So … if there was an issue, probably Mourinho got the shorter end of it
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
AVB is probably the best looking manager in the country.
Not much competition though…
what, harry redknapp doesn't do it for you?
yummy!
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:25 PM GMT up reply actions
LOL! :D
In the EPL, definitively yes. In the whole world … not quite sure. Though … when Ballack said Mourinho back then this wasn’t without reason, I suppose. But time has changed all … and Mourinho, too :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Mourinho in suits = nice
Mourinho in sweat pants and unshaved and messy hair = not so nice
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:27 PM GMT up reply actions
He was replaced by Pep
and Pep replaced by AVB. Circle of life…
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:31 PM GMT up reply actions
*The world :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:26 PM GMT up reply actions
methinks his age and broken leg is what got him shipped off
although speaking of handsome men, that mikey ballack was surely something.
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:31 PM GMT up reply actions
Not the most uhhh flattering photo but yes...
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:32 PM GMT up reply actions
lol that's why i picked it. it's hilarious
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:32 PM GMT up reply actions
Am I the only one who thinks
Ferreira could’ve got the nomination here?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:34 PM GMT up reply actions
He's held up well I think lol
but really I like Mata.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 7:36 PM GMT up reply actions
I dont now guys but for some reason JOSH cuts it for one of my die-hard chelsea friends.
Have tried to talk him out of it for months. What do i do so he can see?
thats too harsh. he would hate the guy.
i just want him to know there are better ones that is all….LOL
But seriously he is head over heels over JOSH.
and that is bad.
I love Joshie too
But I don’t think he’s pretty
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 7:59 PM GMT up reply actions
Ohh,hes young. he will grow up.
you will see. Beauty they say come with age. Ask Robbie Enshaw
I was thinking Mata could get a good number of votes
and no, I dont just mean from those that fancy him like that. Even JT, if he were that way. He and AVB have a little suave but dont know it, look about them. Even though they are basically hobbit men. Suave hobbits.
Haha, this reminds me of those red stripe commericals.
Booooo, creepy footballer photo!
Hooray, beer!
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 7:47 PM GMT up reply actions
Ha
Knew the Raul being good looking one would come up somewhere. Maybe he’ll bring back his mullethawk and say Meireles inspired him.
But really, did people expect anything but? In England will never be as telling as some of his Spanish interviews… and on Chelsea TV it is going to be catered toward Chelsea fans that want to hear something that will make them feel better about the team and their failing striker.
He said Luiz has the best hair.
“no one’s wearing wigs of my hair”
FOR YOUR INFORMATION MOST OF THE QUESTIONS ON TWITTER CAME FROM LIVERPOOL FANS.
HE CANNOT ANS DOES QUESTIONS. LETS CUT EL NINO SOME SLAK. SOMETIMES CHELSEA FANS AMAZE ME. HES ALL WE HAVE AND SOME 34 YR OLD ON THE DOWN TURN. ABLY SUPPORTED BY AN 18 YEAR OLD WHO NEED 50 BALLS TO COME GOOD.
Well,can you blame us?
After a yr of holding on,some seem to be letting go. But boy,i always maintaind even in Lpool that he is way better than Villa at finishing. hasnt changed. but wobbly though. lest i fall
I find it interesting that even an innocent post about some funny answers
has evoked this kind of thing. BAN ALL TALK OF TORRES!!! This isn’t even about Torres being good or bad.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 8:02 PM GMT up reply actions
That's kinda sad though
but it’s good that some of the sh*t have gone under the laser
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
He might be a better finisher
But Villa is more of a complete forward. I wished we had signed Villa when he moved to Barca instead of signing Torres.
disagree 100%. but i respect that. Torres is a born finisher.
And in his form there is few comparable. Ask Cech,JT n Riccy
You buy a bolt i say buy a nut.
Why wouldnt any good coach build a team around a proven EPL finisher who cost 50 mill with no buy-back guarantee. Now we have a bolt with no nut. I say get Torres people with brains to pass and he is good as new.
Neither player is worth the money
Aguero and Falcao are both cheaper and better, Cavani was sold for something like €20M after the WC…
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 8:26 PM GMT up reply actions
You got me there. I think thats true.
i just do not want to imagine what would have been. Like,if we had Messi on our right what would have been and so on. Now he is here and it would do us a world of good to get him the players to shine. i dont know why its too difficult for Buck and Ron to do?
Because you can't make a team around one player
And especially not a player who is playing without any sort of confidence.
Yes you can around one player. If he can get you 53 goals?
Ask Barca n Madrid.
Aguero :(
We were scouting him for the longest time, and there was always rumors of Aguero to Chelsea for years and years. And then he never came. I was so excited for him. I used to watch Athletico games just to scope him out. :(
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 8:30 PM GMT up reply actions
If we didn't get Torres
We would have went for Aguero for sure we might have lost the battle to City but we sure would have tried.
Oddly enough
He and Torres partnered. Not sure how well, I don’t remember stats. But I remember Forlan thought Aguero was foolish not to go to Chelsea. Guess he isn’t so foolish looking now, but one can only wonder how the both of them may have done on the team. Not that Aguero should have just been bought as a solution to help Torres, by any means.
they got matching tattoos in elvish
so it couldn’t have gone that poorly
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 8:40 PM GMT up reply actions
See?
from wikipedia:
Spanish footballer Fernando Torres has a tattoo on the inside of his left arm that reads “Fernando” in tengwar, as does his former Atletico Madrid team mate Sergio Agüero whose reads “Kun Agüero”
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 8:43 PM GMT up reply actions
I always thought it was cool that you had elvish in your signature
let our enemies beware!
although i didn’t know what it meant without a google search. i just recognized it looked elf-y
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 8:49 PM GMT up reply actions
Hehe ... maybe this is because
it’s Darnassian … though it could qualify as Elvish too, because Nightelves are technically elves, too :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
And by the way
I see something else on the photos you’ve posted but …
since we learned recently some good minded humorous remarks can end up interpreted as being offensive … I just leave it ;)
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ugh, that's just mean
now i’m really curious
by FootieFromAfar on Feb 3, 2012 8:59 PM GMT up reply actions
It's nothing serious
but thank you for posting those images – I’m glad I saw them ;)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
hahahaha...just resentment and scorn. i totally agree...BUT
THE GUY COST A DARM 50 MILL. we cant stop.
After reading those two answers, all I think about Torres is
LOLWUT
1970 - 1984 - 2010
"Vamos Fluzão, vamos ganhar
Eu sou do clube tantas vezes campeão!
Vim pra torcer, vim pra gritar
E por você a vida inteira vou cantar!"
Why Meireles?
Well, he has his reasons…
http://www.carefreechronicles.com/2012/02/why-meireles-looks-good.html
This has to be one of the stranger threads I've read on WAGNH
The comments just didn’t make sense. Where some comments deleted? Browsing with my mobile makes the website suck. :’( SBnation need to improve the way their website comments appear to mobile users!
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by Iced O on Feb 3, 2012 10:16 PM GMT via mobile reply actions
lol, did you read the questions?
Cause well, he hasn’t been here for long and he knew Mata before getting on Chelsea. Thus Mata would be the logical choice.
As for Meireles. The question asked was who’s the most “fancy” as in good looking. Torres thought it was attire. The question was really about handsomeness. Torres isn’t homosexual, and initially didn’t have an answer. So he just went with who spent the most time in the mirror trying to get dressed. So, Raul Meireles it was.
Hmm
I then submit to him, Soccer AM and all its frivolity:
http://youtu.be/7Vt9gGq32vM
minute 2:58
I like Lucas… shame he’s not on the team I root for and about his injury.
Lol
Yeah, I wasn’t taking any of this particularly seriously
by Graham MacAree on Feb 4, 2012 7:26 AM GMT up reply actions
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