Hey, at least this guy isn't going to torment us today.
Team news and the like from 2:30pm EST.
Howard; Neville, Heitinga, Distin, Baines; Donovan, Gibson, Fellaini, Pienaar; Cahill; Stracqualursi. Bench: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.
Cech; Bosingwa, Luiz, Ivanovic, Cole; Meireles, Essien, Lampard; Sturridge, Torres, Mata. Bench: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand.