WE'RE GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN! - Lars Baron
WE MADE IT!
Whooooaaaaa-boy, that was some Apocalypse! Did you see all the lightning and thunder and bits of meteors slamming by? There were horses and men on fire and I even speared a guy with a trident.
Crazy stuff, man.
But now, it's back to football!
Here's your Premier League schedule for this post-apocalyptic Saturday. All but four teams are in action:
10:00 A.M. EST:
Manchester City vs. Reading
Newcastle United vs. Queens Park Rangers
Southampton vs. Sunderland
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Stoke City
West Bromwich Albion vs. Norwich City
West Ham United vs. Everton