Hey fellow fans. OT I know but I really could use some experienced (older) Chelsea fans to help me out here. The country I live in and school I go to have limited football fans, although I am helping change that. But the fans I know support United, City or Liverpool. I am just after some good arguments I could give back to them. At the moment, when I say something to disrespect their club, they just call me a glory boy who likes money (Untrue as my first chelsea game I went to was the 2000 FA cup final when I was 4). Anyway, I will note a few examples and I would really appreciate your input and ideas. Thanks!

• Chelsea didn't deserve to win the champions league.
• Liverpool have won 18 league titles and 5 european cups, and Chelsea take all their garbage.
• Chelsea have plastic fans and are only good because of money (from a United fan).
• United have been the best team in England over the last ten years.
• Torres is shit.