Out of sheer boredom and dorkdom, I've compiled a list of former Chelsea players (that I could find) actively playing professional football. Hopefully you find it interesting.

Sorry about the formatting. Notable players are in bold.

Enjoy...

Name (Pos): Team > on loan [if necessary]

Neil Sullivan (GK): Doncaster

Carlo Cudicini (GK): Tottenham

Nick Colgan (GK): Huddersfield Town

Chris Sutton (FW): Wroxham

Marco Ambrosio (GK): FeralpiSalo

Juan Sebastian Veron (MF): Brandsen

Michael Duberry (DF): Oxford United

Danny Granville (DF): Hemel Hempstead

William Gallas (DF): Tottenham

Deco (MF): Fluminense

Jiri Jarosik (DF): Sparta Prague

Didier Drogba (FW): Shanghai Shenhua

Ricardo Carvalho (DF): Real Madrid

Claudio Pizarro (FW): Bayern Munich

Eidur Gudjohnsen (FW): Cercle Brugge

Rati Aleksidze (FW): Gyori ETO

Nicolas Anelka (FW): Shanghai Shenhua

Damian Duff (MF): Fulham

Adrian Mutu (FW): Ajaccio

Jon Harley (DF): Portsmouth

Nick Crittenden (MF): Dorchester Town

Jody Morris (MF): Bristol City

Scott Parker (MF): Tottenham

Wayne Bridge (DF): Brighton & Hove

Warren Cummings (DF): AFC Wimbledon

Joe Cole (MF): Liverpool

Shaun Wright-Phillips (MF): QPR

Tiago Mendes (MF): Atletico Madrid

Mikael Forssell (FW): HJK

Sam Parkin (FW): St. Mirren

Graeme Le Saux (DF): Wembley

Samuele Dalla Bona (MF): Mantova

Craig Rocastle (MF): Thrasyvoulos

Alex (DF): PSG

Jose Bosingwa (DF): QPR

Khalid Boulahrouz (DF): Sporting CP

Joe Keenan (MF): South Melbourne

Rhys Evans (GK): Exeter City

Raul Meireles (MF): Fenerbache

Yuri Zhirkov (MF): Anzhi Makhachkala

Ricardo Quaresma (FW): Bestikas

Steve Sidwell (MF): Fulham

Carlton Cole (FW): West Ham

Valerio Di Cesare (DF): Torino

Pat Baldwin (DF): Exeter City

Danny Woodards (DF): Bristol Rovers

Sebastian Kneissl (MF): 1. FC Schweinfurt 05

Arjen Robben (FW): Bayern Munich

Glen Johnson (DF): Liverpool

Robert Huth (DF): Stoke City

Moubarak Boussoufa (FW): Anzhi Makhachkala

Nuno Morais (DF): APOEL

Liam Pidgley (GK): Newport County

Filipe Oliveira (MF): Videoton

Gustavo Lazzarretti (DF): Ponte Preta

Salomon Kalou (FW): Lille

Lassana Diarra (MF): Anzhi Makhachkala

Danny Hollins (MF): Charlton Athletic

Steven Watt (DF): Dover Athletic

Sam Tillen (DF): FH

Filipe Morais (FW): Stevenage

Jimmy Smith (FW): Leyton Orient

Anthony Grant (MF): Stevenage

Phil Younghusband (FW): Loyola Meralco Sparks

Namanja Matic (MF): SL Benfica

Michael Mancienne (DF): SV Hamburg

Jonas Elmer (DF): FC Sion > AC Bellinzona

Fabio Paim (FW): CF Benfica

Miroslav Stoch (FW): Fenerbache

Scott Sinclair (MF): Manchester City

Fabio Di Santo (FW): Wigan

Slobadan Rajkovic (DF): SV Hamburg

Jack Cork (MF): Southampton

Ben Sahar (FW): Hertha BSC

Liam Bridcutt (MF): Brighton & Hove

Shaun Cummings (DF): Reading

Momodou Ceesay (FW): MSK Zilina

Carl Magnay (DF): Gateshead

Lee Sawyer (MF): Woking

Fabio Ferreira (DF): Adelaide United

Harry Worley (DF): Oxford United

Sergio Tejera (MF): Espanyol

Tom Taiwo (MF): Hibernian

Rhys Taylor (GK): Southend United

Michael Woods (MF): Doncaster

Morten Nielsen (FW): Midtjylland > FC Fredericia

Nana Ofori-Twumasi (DF): Northampton

Fabio Borini (FW): Liverpool

Frank Nouble (FW): Wolverhampton

Jacob Mellis (MF): Barnsley

Danny Philliskirk (FW): Sheffield United > Oxford United

Gokhan Tore (MF): Rubin Kazan

Marko Mitrovic (FW): Brescia

Jacopo Sala (MF): SV Hamburg

Kaby (MF): AEL Limassol

Philipp Prosenik (FW): AC Milan

Jan Sebek (GK): FK Baumit Jablonec > FK Dukla Prague

Billy Knott (MF): Sunderland > Woking