Whenever I watch football, I do enjoy the occasional brawl in the game. I cannot help but wonder what would happen if there was an actual fight between the Football Clubs on the pitch. So I though lets analyse how the Chelsea will fair out in a fight.
Players will have two attributes on which they will be measured one being strength and the other one being craziness.
CHELSEA
Cech
Strength - Medium - High (Very vulnerable since the head injury so out of the fight)
Craziness - None
Bran Ivanovic
Strength - Very High (One of the most physically strong people in football)
Craziness - Medium - High (He is a bit crazy sometimes.)
Strength - High
Craziness - High
Strength - High
Craziness - Medium - High (When it comes to a fight he might be not that crazy since he is a very friendly person)
Strength - Very High
Craziness - Low
Strength - Low - Medium
Craziness - Low
Strength - Medium - High
Craziness - None - Low
Obi John Mikel
Strength - High
Craziness - None
Oscar/Marin
Strength - Non Existent
Craziness -None
Hazard
Strength - Low
Craziness -Low
Mata
Strength - Low
Craziness - None
Ramires
Strength - Low - Medium
Craziness - Medium - High
Strength - High - Very High
Craziness - Medium
Torres
Strength - High - Very High
Craziness - Low
RDM
Strength -Medium
Craziness - Negative
Eva Carneiro
Can charm people and distract them while Bran hacks their head of.
Well if Chelsea gets into a fight with any club I am sure we will have Drogba's support so
Strength - Very High
Craziness - High
So I think we might win some all out fights, like against Barcelona or Tottenham or Arsenal. But there is no way in hell we are beating Manchester City in a fist fight. They have Balotelli on their team, who might set fire to our stadium. But yes Manchester City has players like Toure brothers, Tevez, Balotelli, Kompany, Lescott, Joe Hart etc who will kill us in a fight.
Then there is Stoke, but lets leave the professionals out of this.
Our strength coefficient will be pretty similar to Real Madrid.
They have the likes of Pepe and Ramos who score full on craziness and strength, but other than them the rest of the team is average or low.
Some edits thanks to dojocat. :D
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