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All sorts of international qualifying action today, so have at it. Use Stephen's handy guide to ensure you don't miss a crucial moment!
Russia vs. Portugal is up first, and Russia have already taken the lead. Portugal need MOAR MRLSH:
There once was a man named Raul
He sure looked to love a foul
But that was just the tattoos speaking
He was, in fact, a bit of a weakling