Off-Topic Thread #2 - Southfork Ranch
a) We've reached the magic 500 comment threshold in the first one
b) This is so unbelievably momentus that I felt it deserved it's own thread. NEW DALLAS!!! OMG OMG OMG. No, seriously, O.M.G. This. Is. (Like.) The. Greatest. Thing. EVER!
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They were all left speechless by the majesty of that preview for DALLAS
Too bad Netflix doesn’t have the old one available for instant streaming…
Dude I was in grade school when they did the whole who shot JR thing.
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by Timm Higgins on Jan 31, 2012 2:55 AM GMT up reply actions
Nice.
I hereby welcome you to the WAGNH-Over-30 club. There are drinks over there in the corner, donuts and some pastries over there, and a cold glass of tears shed over our ages over here.
Yay!
2 people older than me! It’s the small things in life I clutch onto (that is not meant with any innuendo).
Wine solves everything
No worries.. I am closer to joining your club than most of the readership here, apparently. And I clutch onto small things, at that, hahahha.
I'm 38 in a month,
Could I get an invite, do love drinks and nibbles.
by ChelseaMariner on Jan 31, 2012 12:29 PM GMT up reply actions
:cO
Oh my gosh old people on the INTERNET! lol
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM GMT up reply actions
haha It's incredible
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 12:59 PM GMT up reply actions
Yeah you babies can't even imagine how
difficult that is, hitting that “reply” thing …
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You're not even old Maiev :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:18 PM GMT up reply actions
You're about the same age as me
no? Again… I could be recalling this from the gender-outing thread, so it could have all been LIES!
If you are, though, you are my kind of old.
You might not have noticed
but that’s some sort of running gag because by the first mention of my age Sabrina said something unrelated, a la “Old people on the internet”, not by direct reference by me, but the timing was odd ;)
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I see
Well, compared to Sabrina, I AM old. Yikes.
I don't think so... :c)
Unless you are…:cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 6:45 PM GMT up reply actions
I am
I am Torres-old. I am not worth a 5 year commitment, and my body has probably seen it’s better days, lol.
Once you pass 25, as a female, you may as well be a spinster. At least in my experience.
I feel younger once I turned 24 ...
and I feel younger everyday that passed after the day I turned 24
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I wish
I’ve been having my 24th birthday for the past few years! It’s coming up again soon!
You're not old
You’re far too hip!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 PM GMT up reply actions
Aww
I feel younger already! Soon I’ll be a cougar just to keep up with the youngins. Only probably not so much.
Compared to Sabrina
nearly everyone seems old. Well, except those schoolkids without jobs, wives and such … :P /irony
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Yeah those little kids running around!
But I don’t have a job or wife or anything….
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 7:13 PM GMT up reply actions
Do your homework son!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 PM GMT up reply actions
Well we have to entertain ourselves somehow
Whilst sitting on our comfy chairs, with our blankets, drinking our tea…
by ChelseaMariner on Jan 31, 2012 1:08 PM GMT up reply actions
Lazy retirees
Get a job!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:19 PM GMT up reply actions
Why thank you...
…now I most go and stuff my face with pastries.
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Don't mind me, I'll be in the corner balled up in a diabetic coma...
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I think the OT topic for this thread, apart from Dallas, should be...
…Everyone’s favourite…ice cream or ice cream-like product flavour.
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If I were forced, I'd say vanilla. You can't go wrong with vanilla.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 10:14 PM GMT up reply actions
I like vanilla too!
But can’t have ice cream any more on account of intolerance. :c(
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 PM GMT up reply actions
They do make some decent substitutes, but they're not quite as good. : (
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM GMT up reply actions
I was sad over the summer
all my friends wanted to go to the heladeria like every day and I had to watch them eat gelatos . :cP
Icecream used to be one of my favorite things. I liked oreo ice cream too.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM GMT up reply actions
Yes!
I have a friend that takes them almost every time we eat somewhere.
I'll have to get my hands on some
would take the guilt away every time I crave macaroni or ice cream or pizza. WHY DOES EVERYTHING GOOD HAVE DAIRY?
I wouldn’t know anything about this kind of thing because my mom doesn’t believe in lactose intolerance.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM GMT up reply actions
They sell them pretty much anywhere, and they're not super-expensive.
They don’t work perfectly, but it should help!
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM GMT up reply actions
Cool thanks.
Who knew this OT thread would be so helpful? :c)
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM GMT up reply actions
If you live near a Walmart, you can get a 32 count box of...
…generic lactase for like $6. It’s probably similar at other stores. You take one as you start eating something with dairy, two if you’re going to eat a bunch. It’s basically one tablet per serving of dairy. The effect only works for dairy eaten in a 30-45 minute window, so you’d have to take more after that time. It’s not 100%, and you might have some trial and error until you figure it out perfectly, but plenty of people use it effectively all the time. It contains the lactase your body doesn’t produce by itself any more, and it breaks down the lactose.
I hope you it works for you, and you can start enjoying ice cream again!
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 PM GMT up reply actions
Oh, and don't go too wild at first, and you should still...
…limit your intake, but for the occasional treat, it should be fine.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM GMT up reply actions
Yeah I don't plan to go crazy
I just get kinda sad when everyone else is having ice cream or something and I can’t.
Next time I go to Walmart I’ll have to look for some.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM GMT up reply actions
That's mostly what it's for.
People who want the occasional treat.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM GMT up reply actions
Well, there's two types
actual lactose intolerance, regarding the trouble processing the sugar (which, you need to be careful of dairy free substitutes because some vegetables produce lactose)… and then there is what people call lactose intolerance, which is really an allergy to the fat in cow’s milk. For the latter, you can substitute with other animal milk, like goat’s milk.
My mom has the latter issue, but eats ice cream and things she shouldn’t ALL the time.
There is rice milk and soy milk, too
and of course, coconut milk. All of them replace milk relatively well, and they are imho more widely available than goat milk
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I live about a mile from the Ben & Jerrys factory
Mmm…free samples…
by Stephen Schmidt on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 PM GMT up reply actions
Watermelon
It needs to be Italian Ice Cream, though. I am one of the absolute minority who can’t understand why I should pay that price for that ice cream brand whose name I can’t even remotely spell
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mint chocolate chip or banana chocolate chip
by Graham MacAree on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM GMT up reply actions
Mint chip is probably my second favourite.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM GMT up reply actions
EASY!
The bestest flavor from the bestest shop-
Tiramisu ice cream from Toscanini’s (it’s a special flavor they dont always carry): http://www.tosci.com/
I see they’ve added some new flavors I need to get there to try. Yay samples! Also… this ice cream shop is so good, that when they got in trouble for tax evasion for almost 10 years, their customers bailed them out and donated some $30k. ’Arry could use their kind of love.
Must try
Thai Basil and Fluffernutter…. mmmm… drool.
Oh God, that sounds amazing!
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM GMT up reply actions
Because it is.
Because. It. Is. (they actually make it for some fancy brickoven pizza place, and keep the leftovers at their shop, so unless you head to the restaurant, it’s a rare find on the menu… which makes me infinitely sad)
It's so much worse because I'll never get anywhere close to trying it!
I doubt I’ll ever be near that part of the country, so I’ll be doing my best to forget about it! : )
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM GMT up reply actions
They might be able to ship it
They used to have a big distro deal with Wholefoods in New England… that ended and they are only in the local stores now, I think, but they do actually package up and sell their stuff, so I imagine they may be able to ship to other locations… possibly.
I'm sure it's super-expensive, though, so...
…don’t get my hopes up! : P
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 5:54 PM GMT up reply actions
There's a restaurant in Billings, Mt
that makes green tea ice cream that is the single greatest thing I have ever tasted.
Homemade Guinness ice cream is awesome
I want to try and make a bourbon ice cream eventually
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Jan 31, 2012 3:44 AM GMT up reply actions
I've never seen it either
seems interesting but I probably won’t watch it.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM GMT up reply actions
That's where I am.
I’ll laugh about it because of an episode of The Office but I’m not going to watch it.
I did, but this season has been crap.
I think the car into the house was the end for me.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 AM GMT up reply actions
aww I almost stopped watching after they locked him up in the looney bin
for whatever reason I kept on.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 AM GMT up reply actions
It's okay now, but it's nowhere near as good as it once was.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:02 AM GMT up reply actions
I caught it on the reruns
The first few seasons were very good.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:07 AM GMT up reply actions
I still watch, but if I miss it, I'm not too bothered.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:08 AM GMT up reply actions
I get you
I used to love CSI then all the people left so I just caught it occasionally I haven’t seen an episode now in ages. Is it even still on?
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:10 AM GMT up reply actions
I think are still three of them going.
I watched it from the beginning, but slowly stopped watching, and I haven’t watched it in probably five years.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:14 AM GMT up reply actions
Speaking of House, that Confederate soldiers bit tonight was pretty...
..hilarious.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:20 AM GMT up reply actions
Is it good?
I’m not sure it’s my thing, and I haven’t been bothered enough to watch.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:23 AM GMT up reply actions
I don't know.
What’s your thing?
I think it’s good. It’s a mystery “freak of the week” type deal/cop show with a sci-fi feel…
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:26 AM GMT up reply actions
That's not really my thing.
It seems like it would be good if you’re into that, but I don’t think I’d really like it.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:29 AM GMT up reply actions
I can't wait until Bones comes back!
Do you watch it?
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:35 AM GMT up reply actions
I didn't get into it right away, but I've...
…really got into to it in the past year. I kind of wish I had chosen it over House to watch from the beginning.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:39 AM GMT up reply actions
Bones is on Fox too right?
When does it come on?
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 AM GMT up reply actions
It's on Thursdays at 8pm CST usually, but...
…it’s on hiatus for a few months due to the lead actress’ pregnancy. Its spin-off, The Finder, just started and is in Bones’ slot for the time being. Bones might shift to 7pm followed by The Finder.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:44 AM GMT up reply actions
I saw the first episode of that show
seems interesting.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:49 AM GMT up reply actions
I don't hate it.
The pilot was an actual episode of Bones, also called “The Finder.” It’s an interesting show, and I like it, even if it has some flaws.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 AM GMT up reply actions
I can't imagine him as anyone else
I watched Stuart Little recently it was weird seeing him as a dad.
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:17 AM GMT up reply actions
Try watching A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
It’s almost terrifyingly different, but exceedingly good.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:19 AM GMT up reply actions
wow that's an old show.
I’ll check it out
by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 1:22 AM GMT up reply actions
It's old, but still quite funny.
There are a few dated references, but it’s mostly still fresh.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 AM GMT up reply actions
First couple seasons
awesome. After that, it was over, for me. The love just wasnt there anymore.
I really hate the predictability of House.
50 minutes of waffle, and, BOOM, House-piphany.
[I decided to restart the House thread.]
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Yeah it's predictable
but…. you know what, I don’t even know what exactly it is I like about it.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 2:03 AM GMT up reply actions
Me either.
The predictability is starting to test my patience. : )
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:04 AM GMT up reply actions
Wasn't it lupus once?
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:05 AM GMT up reply actions
Series finale: House gets lupus. : D
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:11 AM GMT up reply actions
Remember when House was going to die!?
Yeah I believed it might happen for like 5 whole minutes.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 AM GMT up reply actions
I hate when shows put their main characters in peril.
It’s like, “They’re clearly not going to kill off their main characters!”
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:15 AM GMT up reply actions
Unless it's CSI
They kill them all or send them away. :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 2:16 AM GMT up reply actions
Rumored kits are always fun to laugh at, and are wrong a lot.
I really hope that these are legitimate.

Christ in a bike!
Those are spectacular. I soooo hope they’re real. The golden badges are optimistic, though, so they’re probably fake.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:01 AM GMT up reply actions
They're just too good to be true.
I can’t let myself believe they’re going to happen.
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by Kevin Kostka on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 AM GMT up reply actions
They're defending champs
So they get golden badges, until they don’t.
When teams wear their new kits at the end of the season, if they’re defending champs, they get the golden treatment.
They're taking that whole
Chelsea-net-looking crap to a whole new level, eh?
Maybe they hope that they’ll blind the opposition. Or maybe they’re attempting some terrible version of the Tartan pattern and taking the Fergie love a bit too far. Though, those rumored Chelsea kits were not looking much better. Can no one make a kit anymore?
Watch.. now that I’ve said that, Liverpool are going to get some ridiculously awesome kits from the damned lacrosse/hockey company.
So United also need a kit to tell their strikers
what the back of a net roughly looks like?
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Holy shit
I would like Rooney in that shirt..He would look absolutely gorgeous.
by Archit Arya on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM GMT up reply actions
Not sure if I can decide which is worse
a) JC Penney using sacred Mozart for their shitty ad
b) Me using it as inspiration to literally spend the last hour and half bouncing from video to video on YouTube watching/listening to various renditions of Requiem, and the Queen of the Night Aria from The Magic Flute (thank you, Amadeus movie for the links inbetween).
Well, in any case…back to my Doctor Who marathon (Seasons 1-4 expires tomorrow on Netflix!).
The JC Penney add is far worse.
Though I hated that fucking movie. Amadeus was so bad I could barely watch it.
I liked it
Fantastic soundtrack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmmjXGwarU
And all that Mozart, too! :P
I love Mozart
I just couldn’t take their portrayal of him. He worked hard for his music, and he and Salieri had a vast amount of respect for each other. It just drove me insane.
One of the good things of Mozart is
it’s always recognizable. Even if you never heard a piece, you know upon the first bars it’s Mozart. Mozart’s music – in minor – always had that easy on the ear and floating elegance … it’s like a feeling. Like a bottle of champaigne
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mamey best ice cream flavor
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
Yo I'm the Scatman.
You guys are the new happy recipients of
my bitching about work! Too many followers from my office on my social networks… so I shall vent here.
How is it that a company full of people that are supposed to be smart entrepreneurial types cannot manage to look up how to do the simplest of tasks on our software? Uploading a file isn’t exactly hard. We even have instructions built in to help people through it! The only possible way that someone could not know how to upload a file is if they dont know how to use a computer. Clearly the kind of employees and customer a SaaS company should have. : |
End of rant.
And now
I have to email people for people because people dont know how to email people. I am pretty sure my work life is right up there with Office Space (also a good movie that you can only truly appreciate after having worked in an office environment).
One of my biggest pet peeves
Our office is notorious for replying all on most all team emails that dont actually require it. Never the ones that do. Everyone likes to show off to the company to try to demonstrate how “smart” or supportive of something they are. Only they end up showing what annoying jackoffs they can be.
You work in an office full of Harry Redknapps?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Jan 31, 2012 4:41 PM GMT up reply actions
I am convinced that even he
could manage more than half of our employees or customers could. This is my life, sort of:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers
At least the free pizza
has arrived. This and the free beer are my only consolations today. I dont even get paid today, because they f’d my paycheck last time :(
There are some days where I want to move off the grid and live on a farm in Iceland or something. Am I the only one that has those?
What you gonna farm in Iceland?
Ice? Geysers? Thermal bath water?
Free beer sounds like a fantastic perk.
Sheep
lots and lots of sheep. I’ll have someone export all my lamb meat and wool, because I wont want to deal with the outside world. That, or I’ll grow some volcanoes, trolls, and elves (I’ll ship you guys the trolls).
Free beer and alcoholic slushies are pretty much how I get paid, because it sure as shit ain’t with a reasonable salary.
Don't forget to bury your shark meat
I had lamb steak once in Iceland. I think I had to take a second mortgage out to afford it, but it was well worth it.
I was willing to try reindeer
but settled for a tiny bit of lamb that I am not sure was lamb. I think they ran out of lamb and gave us whale or something instead. It was too… chewy. Not bad, though. Not willing to try any puffin, though… doesn’t matter anyhow since, as you mentioned, it is expensive as fun, out there. I wanted to buy a cucumber and it cost $5. It looked like a very pathetic vegetable, at that. Oh… I did have a lamb hot dog… so I guess that counts. One of the best priced meals you can get there.
The shark thing is great… they manage to get most of the tourists with that, but no one there really eats it. My friend insisted on trying fish jerkey shit… she opened it in the car while we were out near Vik, and it smelled like terrible and fish food combined. We got to drive all the way back to Reykjavik with that stench. PU!
Guys...
Today I need alcohol. I am fairly certain not a thing went right today, and I am not even exaggerating. So… bottoms up! And cheers!
Hey ... what went wrong here ;)
I know I’m one of the uncool guys living at the other side of the planet so I signed off to early seemingly – but w00t! That draw must have touched the nerves. Hey!!! It’s only a draw! Nothing we haven’t experienced already this season!
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Talking about football in the OT thread?
SHAME!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 12:15 PM GMT up reply actions
It happened to me this morning when I came back from the library
and looked here I was surprised to see the comments exploding. Wow. And – you’d never guessed – we’re talking about Fernando Torres. How surprising. Yeah
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It's funny to me
that it is often the folks I would think would want to talk about him the least, that somehow end up talking about him the most… or at least striking up the convo (pun not intended).
I was sad this thread died out last night… I was hoping to see some funny posts from folks, but it got awfully serious on WAGNH yesterday. I suppose games like we’ve been having will do that to a crowd.
In other news, I am working from home today, because yesterday was so bad that I decided I couldn’t look at other people this morning. Also, someone got jumped outside of my apartment and I’ve yet to determine what form of protection I plan to carry on my person while walking home at night. Big decisions.
Sometimes it still baffles me
why we can’t treat Fernando Torres like any other player – yeah even after a year time
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I bet this Friday Night Live
thing on Chelsea TV is going to go over well. I wonder how many questions they’ll have to filter… yikes! I feel like it is poor timing to have him do that sort of thing, and his performances haven’t really warranted guest spots.
Also!
What do we think… umbrella, or am I good with just my keys in my fist? My friend suggested mace, but I am not even sure where you legally buy that, lol. Me neighborhood used to be so nice. Sigh.
Yeah yesterday was a weird day....
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 5:30 PM GMT up reply actions
No kidding
It was like my real life and silly sports-watching life collided to make everything suck. Sometimes on a bad day, all you want is a win from your team. More just because you need some kind of win.
The wallpaper thread
*coughs has been quite derailed … so if it dumps again, can I simply repost it anew? I’m still doing the requests, but I feel that old thread can be safely trashed
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Egypt PL games, yeah
It’s pretty bad. I’ve been covering on the big site: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2012/2/1/2764359/egypt-football-riot-port-said-al-masry-al-ahly
by Graham MacAree on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM GMT up reply actions
Lots of stabbings I read
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM GMT up reply actions
There's word that this was a planned thing
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 8:03 PM GMT up reply actions
And apparently
someone’s eye got gouged out or something and there is footage or a photo of it. Ugh. I do not understand the absolute madness of people sometimes.
Oh my gosh
53 killed that’s crazy how did this happen?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 1, 2012 7:56 PM GMT up reply actions
It happened in two places
Soon after the violence, a game at the Cairo Stadium between Al-Ismailiya and Zamalek teams was called off as a mark of respect.
But state TV then showed video of sections of the stadium on fire. The announcer said fans of Zamalek were protesting the cancellation and set some sections of the stadium alight.
Next couple of weeks in EPL
include a lot of matches between teams that sort of surround Chelsea on the table. Can’t decide if I want draws or losses for the few floating below us. Suppose it depends on what Chelsea manage this weekend.
Campeones, campeones, ole ole ole!
With a glorious 5-3 win tonight (following a 5-2 win in the semis), our Wed. Night Rec League team has won back-to-back-to-back-to-…-to-back (I’ve honestly lost count) championships!
Yours truly scoring one and assisting another – we were up by 5 before just sitting back and defending against the catch-up rule / extra man nonsense. Two dodgy penalties late on made it much closer though than it ever was.
Pumped!
Alynne, there is an **** running through the threads
I feel obliged to warn you … because I can’t watch once you’re in and reply to those * … just sayin’ :D
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Huh?
People going rampant on my posts or just in general? I suppose if I said anything particularly wrong then Grant or Stephen will let me know. I try to state things like I see ’em, but will have to be extra careful in responding to anyone. I do have some folks that seem to follow my comments just to try to aggravate me. Funny the things some folks waste their time on! I am a random person on the web, what do they care?
Grant, eh? : P
The user called “The Special One” has trolled the crap out of the threads today.
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Damnit
Graham… I just got an email from a Grant as I was typing it. I do that a lot. Sorry Graham!
Also… I just saw… not worthy of a read or a response. If he’s out of line, I’ll let the folks in charge take care of it… or the court of public opinion. I will apologize to you Kevin, that your reports turn into some crazy mess of somewhat OT debate,and I’ve not helped. I suppose at least it bumps up the comments and helps keep it on top of searches or something? Trying to find the positives.
Hahah
that SEO code is the best ;) I am sure lots of traffic goes to each Torres-related article here that bounces away when they realize it isnt a tumblr account with flashing gifs and hearts and unicorns and stuff. I see GA is installed.. if someone has access, I’d not be surprised to learn that was true.
I come to believe from time to time
that all Torres talk is somewhat unrelated at some point :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Correct!
And you have the habit to answer him in a serious manner and wasting your time … so I thought I’d warn you first … No harm done ;)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
This is true
But the last time was that… or at least I hope it is. Sometimes I am too optimistic about certain things, ahha. Or I hope that we can have an actual discourse about something. But I’m gonna save myself the bother. I’m finding lots of folks take things more personally that I’d thought or intended, so I’ll have to tread carefully. Guess that is what happens when we all really believe in our statements- you know what they say about opinions :)
I have wanted to ask it for a long time
But never really understood where to ask but bow I think it’s perfect in the off topic thread.
I am puzzled why is the blog named ‘We Ain’t Got No History’ ?
A tongue in cheek take on the Liverpool FC song they sing against Chelsea,
And our quick! rise to winning championships through the bank of Roman. Their version uses the same song frame as Carefree, the Chelsea song, and is not very polite, and goes on about their past glories. Or at least I think it is!
by ChelseaMariner on Feb 2, 2012 7:52 PM GMT up reply actions
There are multiple reasons
1) I like to show that we’re capable of taking some teasing.
2) I think co-opting something bad and making it our own is fun.
3) It gave me the chance to stick a bunch of trophies in the logo and that tickled me.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 2, 2012 8:44 PM GMT up reply actions
I see
You did what Eminem did in last battle of 8 Mile and I like the strategy. That’s what I do when opposing fans bring up Torres I agree he is a bad signing and hence they don’t have much to say.
Strange thing is
I hear more sh*t from Chelsea fans every Torres-time than from actual opposition fans. Strange world we live in …
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
You got me! :cP
/troll
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 2, 2012 11:24 PM GMT up reply actions
For the other history nerds out there.
This might make you as excited as it made me. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/01/pictures/120131-hunley-civil-war-first-submarine-science-nation/?source=link_tw20120202news-civilwarsub#/civil-war-submarine-revealed-hunley-side_48007_600x450.jpg
Yep, love the Hunley
My dad’s a naval warfare nerd so I got a lot of Hunley and Turtle stories as a kid
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 4:39 AM GMT up reply actions
I know you're reading, by the way, Dad.
Get back to work. I need that inheritance money.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 AM GMT up reply actions
How long's that going to take?
Anyone know?
by Graham MacAree on Feb 3, 2012 6:17 PM GMT up reply actions
Sooo...
JT isn’t England captain anymore (again.) hmmm
I can see this not going well. WHAT IF HE’S INNOCENT!!??
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM GMT reply actions
JT can never be innocent
simply for being JT. Whatever the judgement will be it won’t matter at all. Even if they find out there was not enough evidence to convict him, he would be guilty
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Yeah but they either should've taken it from him before or waited until after
making the decision now is weird.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM GMT up reply actions
Funny earlier Capello was making a stand by having JT play and captain in a friendly
and the FA stood behind it now it has changed. It doesn’t look good at all.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 3, 2012 5:51 PM GMT up reply actions
Convo about Haiti and Kreyol continued from OT thread #1....
I think you mentioned having been from Florida… something about local MLS teams or a team. Or teams that should start there. I remember the most random things, at times.
Now, not my business to tell folks what they should or shouldnt care about, but I would certainly encourage you to learn the language and heritage you have from there. Amazing story, that country… not yet finished, of course. And I also encourage you to go, if you have an opportunity to do so. A safe one, of couse, with a trusted group (be it family or otherwise). The unfortunate truth is that it is a very different culture, in some ways, to here… so much like travelling anywhere new, you’ll want to have some support with you. Also good, because it can get.. heavy. As emotional and girly as some will make it out, while I was able to hold it together on the trip, when I got home I think I just cried at random for several days. You just see things you are so unaccustomed to, and some of it is the type of stuff that makes you question humanity. But, the people I had met- I don’t think I could meet harder working and more loving people ever. It may just be a saying here, but I’ve never met people in as little position to give, that would literally give me the shirt off their back.
They have little resources, but they will be your friends for life, and will find ways to communicate with you. I’ve got a few email addresses, phone numbers, and I keep up with one of the students on Facebook. Takes weeks sometimes to hear back, but it is great to see they aren’t totally cut off.
You should also be proud, because if I can be so bold to generalize.. Haitians are BEAUTIFUL! I had never seen so many gorgeous girls that could easily walk into modeling, if given an opportunity (of course, if that is what they wanted). Ahh.. I could go on and on about how great an experience it was, and how great the people are.
I definitely plan to go there some day...
It sounds like you had an amazing experience there. Seeing a new country like that would certainly be eye opening.lol And not toot my own horn but I know all about Haitians being beautiful ;c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 4, 2012 1:17 PM GMT up reply actions
Haha
Clearly I have nothing much to say about that trip. Our group is returning this Fall, but I don’t believe I’ll go. Next on my list (aside from a hopeful return to Iceland) is South America… I want to hit up some spots in Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, and Brazil. Not sure I’ve included enough countries, there :)
Reno. Weekend. Super Bowl. Chelsea-ManU.
Let the insanity begin.
by DPeezy on Feb 4, 2012 5:52 AM GMT via mobile reply actions
In hometown Australia
my club is Sydney FC, and they have just announced the manager will be heading off at the end of the season.
Guess who the 5/1 favourite is to take over? Gianfranco Zola.
by TPalmer on Feb 4, 2012 12:57 PM GMT via mobile reply actions
Ugh
Apparently Rio Ferdinand is a Patriots fan. Has a “Tim” Brady jersey. Glory hunting runs in all his sports life, I see.
I got my money on Brady
I can’t believe there was a safety in the game! Vegas is taking a beating on that! (7-1 odds, if not better!)
by DPeezy on Feb 6, 2012 1:24 AM GMT via mobile up reply actions
Well
looking like you may well get your ROI. I realllllly hope Giants make this happen. Can’t believe with the way this game started where the scoreline sits. It was sort of crazy at the start.
What a fucking shitty day
Giants deserved absolutely nothing; Patriots threw away the game. Fuck Eli.
What a joke.
by DPeezy on Feb 6, 2012 3:00 AM GMT via mobile up reply actions
Sorry!
I was just gonna say the opposite. Was thinking that today didnt turn out nearly as bad as I was thinking it might.
I’ll be fair and say I stopped watching at some point in the second half up until the end. But the ending was pretty exciting, with it literally going to the very last seconds. But then, I’d have told you not to put your money on Brady. Never trust a man that wears Uggs.
Lol, uggs. Good call.
Fuck you, Brady!
by DPeezy on Feb 6, 2012 6:39 AM GMT via mobile up reply actions
In case anyone is wondering...
My beer pong skills are still unmatched, even after many years of neglect and misuse…
by DPeezy on Feb 6, 2012 6:40 AM GMT via mobile reply actions
It's important to keep those around
Never know when you may have to join a team for those kinds of things.

I've been accepted as the official troll of
the Spurs blog as well! YAY!
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Look at you go!
Do you ever venture on over to Busby Babe? If not, I feel like you need to start making the rounds. Then you can work on ManCity (if they have one).
They have one but I'd be the only commentor almost
I’ve been a member of the Busby Babe for a while but rarely comment they’re net on my list! Haha I don’t want to spread myself too thin. I’ll focus on my London rivals for now. Really the reason I’ve made so many comments here and on CFC is because I don’t know and Spurs or Chelsea fans that I can talk to.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 7, 2012 7:34 PM GMT up reply actions
You mean you know ManCity fans?!?!
Haha… jk. Sort of. I was reading some other place where someone claiming to be American mentioned being upset that ManU didnt win. I was like “how original?”. I mean, folks can be fans of who they will be fans of, and ManU has marketed well, but people really just eat that shite up, don’t they? Maybe this summer’s supposed matches with a couple of other EPL teams can change that a bit, especially as we’re seeing some growing interest or push with the sport.
Yeah I know ONE
I know a few ManU fans but most of them are of the glory hunter variety who just say they support ManU because they think it’s cool. :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 8, 2012 12:17 PM GMT up reply actions
That is precisely what most ManU fans are in these parts
They hear about them winning the league and going up against Barca, see them play some exhibition games over here, and suddenly go “that’s my team”. It happens in lots of sports that way, but especially when certain sports aren’t so dominant in a given area. People go with what they hear.
I suppose I could say much the same for my affinity with the Spain NT. I mean, I didn’t pay much mind to them before, but when the US was knocked out of the WC (expectedly so), I wanted to watch and have a team… of those left, I almost chose Germany (because of my background), but sort of liked what I heard about and saw from Spain. So I was hooked. Then they played a friendly in my neighborhood, and that was that.
It makes me mad that ManU is the only EPL team that really puts much effort into marketing themselves over here. If there was more of it from other teams, we’d probably see people get a little more involved with the game, even if just to pick a team they like. Looks like Liverpool will get a push from their new American owners. Heck, they’ve already picked the Red Sox’s training gear company to make their kits in the future. Weird. And they have their exhibition games coming… Lebron James owns some stock in ’em. This whole country will be ManU v. Liverpool before we know it!
My time with the WC was similar to yours it seems
it’s also in small part why I chose Arsenal to support. Arsenal (and other clubs I guess :cP) definitely should spend more time building a brand over here but it’s a big world sand there are other markets like ASIA they get to have all the fun :c(
Liverpool and ManU have a lot of history on their sides as well as money, though that’s not really a problem for Chelsea.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 12:36 AM GMT up reply actions
Remember when the U.S.S.R. existed, and Pluto was a planet?!
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I remember Pluto being a planet!
My very educated mother just served us nine…..
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 4:02 AM GMT up reply actions
I'd really hate to have to learn the mnemonic with the thirty other planets that...
…would be added if Pluto still counted!
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YOU wouldn't have to
new kids in school would!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 4:10 AM GMT up reply actions
Nooo
those ones just go on the roster list of numbers. They can keep Pluto right where it is. No one gives a crap about the other ones. But Pluto is cool, because it has it’s funny little orbit. It’s also the name of a Disney character. So there.
...but scientific accuracy!!!
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PAH!
What does science have to do with planets!?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 4:13 AM GMT up reply actions
Dude
I am all sorts of accurate about planets. I once aced an astronomy class. I dont remember crap about it now, but I was that asshole that killed the curve for the rest of the class (to be fair, they were all idiots).
Oh wait- I do remember something. Event horizon. That’s it.
Ceres, Sedna, and Makemake it is!
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It's a planet
It’s a planet because I had a song I had to memorize in grade school to remember the order of the planets. And Pluto is in that song, and I can’t go back on it now.
Also… it goes around the sun. It doesn’t go around another planet. It has moons. It’s a planet. I will also punch the person that decided it shouldn’t be the 9th planet, because, to be perfectly childish about it, I think they just wanted their 15 minutes for a shocking discovery! Really, all they did was say that Pluto wasn’t massive enough. Apparently to them, it needs to eat a hamburger.
It's because of all the other Pluto-sized objects in the Solar System! : )
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Also, Pluto was the result of the search for the "ninth planet," rather than...
…a spontaneous discovery.
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Noooooooooooooooooo.
Do those other things have orbits around the sun and their own moons? Because then I say… ADD THEM ALL!
Some of them do.
Basically, it’s a choice between getting rid of the planet that doesn’t fit with the rest or have twenty or thirty that don’t. By the time they’re all catalogued, there may be hundreds like Pluto.
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Awesome, then
Our solar system will be the bestest. Take that, aliens!
Some asteroids have moons
Planets should follow the ecliptic
by Graham MacAree on Feb 9, 2012 8:51 PM GMT up reply actions
Shush with your talking sense! All of you!
Clearly those asteroids can be planets too! The more, the merrier.
No, really, I just don’t like change sometimes, and for some reason, Pluto is one of those changes I don’t have it in my heart to accept. It fits so well in the song!
Reminds me of when I was in 5th grade and we had to sing the Animaniacs song with all the countries. I didn’t even know half the countries in the song then, much less any updated versions they may have made.
Continuing discussions about ages, punchable faces, and rodents:
Welcome here again!
I bring to you, another punchable face in my book (and no, it isn’t because of recent events, though those have not helped his cause in my book):

Oops! I couldn’t hold myself back. Sorry!
Someone's got to him already!
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I was just about to say that.
I always found him really creepy looking
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 4:02 AM GMT up reply actions
It was me!
I took care of it before posting. Couldn’t even wait to finish my comment.
Also… I feel like JT could use this ;)
http://yoisthisracist.com/
I kid, I kid. Ahh… gotta bring a little silliness to that drama, now that it’s really blown up into a shit storm.
Too bad they can't have smartphones on the pitch.
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Maybe he can get a hidden earpiece
And let someone else do the dirty work?
Looks like someone is already onto the Terry incident, maybe others
THANKS SUPERBOWL COVERAGE! Way to make Americans think it’s a good sport to watch.
Ohh!
David Luiz is on my television right now. But not for Chelsea.
Fox Soccer is playing
and old CL match with Benfica. I saw his hair bounce across the screen. They are slaughtering Lyon in this match.
Now the Intro thread isnt even showing in the FanPosts
mystery! Maybe it was done with some intent. Maybe they slowed load times or something.
I know. It's weird. They've been gone since Tuesday.
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It's even weirder that it hasn't affected the FanShots.
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No but there are plenty of other little formatting/CSS errors around
Something’s broken. Calling all SBN Code Monkeys!
I've noticed for some time now
that videos from articles posted have been trading places with the ads on random. That one was pretty funny. Now the ad block is just not showing for me half the time. Not that I am complaining.
Of course, I could just check the official SBN status feed
Feb 8, 12:11pm EST about 12 hours ago
Site performance is returning to normal at this time. We are going to keep some services like search, FanPosts on the front page, and related entries off for a period of time until we are certain that we are in the clear. Thank you for your patience.
Feb 8, 1:46pm EST about 11 hours ago
Site performance has returned to normal at this time. We are still working to determine the exact cause of the outage as well as take steps to prevent future outages. Thank you for your patience.
Yes, that would have been a good option.
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Thanks DPeezy!
Helpful as ever!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM GMT up reply actions
The picture of Cahill in this article
has Curious George written all over it.
http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2606313,00.html
It looks like he's just eaten a grenade.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 11, 2012 2:31 AM GMT up reply actions
People of WAGNH
I am sick… and dying. Of a head cold. Not really, but close. Who has crazy tricks or remedies?
Advil Cold and Sinus is usually my thang, but it is not cutting it. Taking vitamin C, drinking tea with honey and lemon, eating spicy foods. This congestion is a bitch. I probably have to rock a Vicks tent soon.
Vitamin C doesn't work.
There’s a reason Linus Pauling won his Nobel Prize in Chemistry and not Medicine
Thank you also!
I meant to say thanks to both of you in my post… it didnt come across well.
I felt so offended! :P
But all this talk of Vitamin C got me thinking.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ
Ha!
I knew it! Almost every time that I mention the vitamin, I am inclined to tell people that I don’t mean that.
Yeah, Vitamin C is not what you're looking for...
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
Go outside. Get some activity/exercise. Strong believer in “fighting” it actively rather than passively; usually works for me.
Nyquil/Dayquil if you need to function (serious dark magic that shit. Nyquil knock you out for a good 7-8 hours, so heads up on that.)
I can't take Nyquil
isn’t that funny? And my luck? I’m allergic to acetaminophen in large doses (I think.. .it is the common ingredient in all the cold medicines I’ve totally gotten fucked up by). It’s basically like I am suuuuper drunk-like whenever I take it. Slurred words and everything… it must be good entertainment for those around.
Some other people tell me we all dont get enough vitamin C… like you are supposed to take some ridiculous amounts to get it to work. Weird. Thanks for the tips… I get colds like crazy… but haven’t had the flu in over 10 years. Guess I get what I deserve, for that.
Sucks about the acetaminophen
It is a main ingredient in Nyquil/Dayquil – the pain/headache/fever-fighting part.
Like the Most Interesting Man in the World…I don’t often take legal drugs, but when I do, I prefer acetaminophen.
Unless you have scurvy, you're getting enough Vitamin C
Any extra is just excreted.
That's what I've always thought
But there are some nut jobs out there with thoughts and ideas.
Oh!
and return tip for you DPeezy… if you have not watched the game, dont. You are lucky you only had radio. It and the game related posts are making me sad, which probably makes this cold suck all the more. I’m gonna steer clear of them, as my attempted positive spurts are not what people want in there, lol.
Haha...I literally just finished reading all the comments in the game thread and the two reaction posts
I skimmed many, but I already knew what the reaction would be, so I found them mostly just amusing. I did get a big kick out of Graham’s extra grumpiness.
I had SiriusXM going in the car this morning, which just simply had a live simulcast of Chelsea Radio. But even through their incompetent commentating, I got a good sense of just how shitty we were.
Being away from the computer did afford me the luxury of dismissing the whole thing with a few choice expletives over a period of 5-10 minutes, as I had to return my concentration to the roads. NorCal’s finest fair-weather drivers were out this morning…a slight dusting of snow at Carson Pass resulted in at least TWO flipped cars in a space of a few miles.
Having spent the day frolicking in the snow (worst ski-season in a long time, but still great…and smaller crowds…and there’s no happier sight than a Bernese Mountain Dog playing in the snow), eating Blue Dog pizza, and kicking back in a Tahoe resort with background TV and a few cold ones…it’s turned into a fantastic day.
Sounds not bad at all
There’s nothing quite like having plans that allow you to step away from the game and remember there are other and better things to spend time on. I’ve not had such plans lately- I need to start making them. (This probably requires leaving Boston, seeing as all my close friends have done so already.. I’m slow on the uptake.)
In a month I’ll get to again experience some of the joy of the poor driving in northern-CA. And that is a review of my friend, a born and bred Masshole. At least the weather is nice and the food is good in San Fran, even when the driving is not. And I only have to deal with it and the weird jaywalking laws for a few days.
Funny, I'm ill too ...
and I feel like hell without any impact of the match yesterday. LOL. Even without that. I know exactly who/what made me sick 4 days ago. Damn that person/incident. But sure, that match/reaction didn’t do anything to make it better. My head’s gonna explode
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
You leave so many questions
hahahha. Something about “person/incident” could be perceived in many different ways. But yeah… some colds can be a real pain, but when things you hope can provide a small pick me up dont go your way, things can feel much worse. I am determined to get and look better this week, though… birthday is coming up and I think my friends are going to make me dress up… in this weather, that probably means another head cold before I know it! ;)
Feel better soon!
Well, I believe my illness is the reaction of my
immune system that I was feeling badly before … funny thing, maybe. The exact timing is amazing. I’m sure it’s not the cold, because it has been cold for a while now and I was all fine. Hope it doesn’t last so long … :(
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Currently watching
Maroon 5 butcher The Beach Boys on the Grammys. And single-handedly keeping this thread alive. ;) At least Walking Dead replays later.
They usually are bad
I remember being so excited for the music award show season to kick in when I was a youngster… mind you the first of the year used to be the AMA’s… feels so long ago. Because they all went to shit. I don’t expect much of them anymore, but I endured Maroon 5 to get to the Beach Boys themselves. And I probably squealed.
I did appreciate Adele getting the biggest ovation of the night… at least there is some hope for people that can sing and write music, and don’t have to look like a supermodel to do it. She may have had more applause than the Whitney tributes (shhh dont tell).
I still think Bruno Mars looks like a potential father to Chicharito.
UGH!
I’m farked. My cable pricing just went up $25 (for increased internet speeds that supposedly happened, even though my connection has behaved pretty much the same between the 6mbps I had and the 25mbps I have now)… and they get to hold be hostage. Why? Because they are the only provider that gives me FSC for less than the premium-most package. Why must I like this sport?!?! And why did I ever decide to not have a roommate?
I figure you Internet and TV-afficianados could empathize with my rant. Fuck TV services. Seriously.
I think I am going to redub this “April’s ranting thread”. It gives me more than 140 characters to vent my frustrations.
Wow. Really?
Everyone around me lets me have FSC in almost every package.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 AM GMT up reply actions
I was shocked
I knew I hadn’t had it until I moved (I had Comcast at my previous apartment)… thus my lack of watching much of the sport before moving. I was pretty relieved when the World Cup came around, because I could catch a game that wasn’t the random MLS match. But I moved to a location where my current cable company, RCN, does things to cater to the demographic, in their opinion (it is very Portuguese, Brazilian, and Hispanic). So yay, FSC is included in the standard lineup, as well as some Spanish-speaking channels where I can sometimes catch some big matches. And some local channel that plays all the Revs games.
I am trying to determine if I was just really fortunate with pricing before. I mean, it was awesome when I first got it… cost maybe $60 a month for cable and internet. Then it jumped in the summer and they took away the contract pricing, so it can just keep jumping. Now it is about $100 because they stopped outsourcing their tech support and bumped internet speed. Now, in comparison to some companies, not so bad. But definitely worse than a couple years ago. And the best part? If I wasnt a customer and signed up today, I could get double the internet speed, HD converter included (I currently get charged for a regular converter that I am not even sure I need), same channels and then some, for $10 less. Locked in for 2 years. Assholes.
We've given up cable a long time ago
The only reason I have even a few channels is that Comcast Internet-only is MORE expensive than Internet+limited-basic (which is local channels + local access + shopping ). I have to call every 6-12 months (depending on my current deal), but that’s a small price to pay keeping my Internet+TV bill around $50.
I stream everything else, the vast majority legally, too (Netflix, Hulu, ESPN3, TBS/TNT iPad apps, etc.). The occasional $1 for a Redbox, or an iTunes rental.
My biggest pet peeves currently all involve NOT being able to pay for what I want, so I have to resort to grey-market internet sources. I’d give an arm & leg to be able to stream HBO/Showtime WITHOUT a cable subscription and to not have FSC limit their stupid service and Apps.
I can’t wait for the day that content-providers get with the fucking times.
by DPeezy on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 AM GMT via mobile up reply actions
Right?
I mean, give me an a la carte model with a minimum of channels or something. I don’t even have a fucking HD converter because when I got the cable service, it cost to have HD (see things better? pfft, I could give a damn… that’s what I bother you guys in game threads for). Now I’ve learned that HD channels are included in my service, but I have to take a bus to go to the office mid-day and pick up a damned HD converter, and then pay for it. Not sure it’s worth it. Except maybe for games on ESPN.
Apple TV isnt a bad idea… except that it doesn’t have the sports I want, so that sucks. My friends do that method, though. I’ll have to take stock of all the shows I watch and see where I can stream them all.. but only if I can figure out the hookup between my laptop and TV (hate watching stuff on a computer) and if I can finagle a magical connection with my Tivo, somehow (I feel like that’s a no). Hey… remember WebTV?!?! So funny.
I dont know where else to put this
so it goes here:

by alynne4307 on Feb 15, 2012 4:55 AM GMT reply actions 2 recs
That is beautiful. I can't help but think it might be a crappy band, though.
Guitar, maracas, bongos, a tambourine, and a Russian on vocals doesn’t seem like it would sound good. : )
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 15, 2012 7:56 AM GMT up reply actions
I should say
they totally forgot to include Rami and DL on the dancing part of this. Those boys know how to get down.
I wish it were possible to pin the OT threads at the top.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 15, 2012 7:54 AM GMT up reply actions
Wow I thought we'd keep up the OT chatter
but it’s really died down :c(
I don't even know what to put in here knowing Steve can just change it anytime he wants (the jerk) :cP also something about trolling CFC and WAGNH
by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM GMT reply actions
lol Without football we have noting to talk about :cP
got enough of the random musings in the first thread I guess.
I don't even know what to put in here knowing Steve can just change it anytime he wants (the jerk) :cP also something about trolling CFC and WAGNH
by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM GMT up reply actions
It all got a bit too eHarmony there for a minute (esp. in the wallpaper thread)
But now normal service has been resumed.
When sparks start to fly we can't stop it! :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM GMT up reply actions
Whoa
I believe it was YOU that brought up chelseasingles.com* in the Intro thread! ;)
* Was that the site? I feel like that is what you accidentally discovered…
At least no one proposed!
That could make things awkward :cP hahaha.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 6:07 PM GMT up reply actions
My first proposal :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 6:34 PM GMT up reply actions
Or maybe we only loved OT chatter back in the days
when there was no real official OT thread so hijacking a thread and posting meaningless memes was all fun and cool.
Now with a proper OT section where you could post stupid memes and there’s no boundary to hijacking and trolling it’s just plain boring …
So the lesson would be: we don’t have anything OT to discuss here. We only love breaking the rules. Oh meow :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
I assumed this thread was dead
But in Hindsight I believed atleast you, alynne and Sabrina must have posted something ;)
The team of seven guys and girls
didn’t post so much either in the last OT thread and this one, debunking the myth Team Maiev was loving OT threads so much. One intern rule in Team Maiev still says “Don’t reply if you can’t be bothered” :P
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I consider it my duty to keep it going
Why? Because sometimes my Twitter account is tired of hearing me talk about nothingness. I figure not everyone here reads this thread, so they might be less tired of it :) Of course, they have to suffer my walls of text in other on-topic threads!
I haven't been fulfilling my duty I guess :c(
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 19, 2012 11:13 PM GMT up reply actions
Here's some OT fun!
Who here hates Piers Morgan?
Everyone? GREAT!
Well he’s been Frimpong’d!
It was amazing! It’s all in the timeline
You may not like Frimpong but surely he’s more likable than Piers Moron :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 12:15 AM GMT up reply actions
Hey
so long as Piers Morgan doesn’t return the favor to Frimpong by unfanning Arsenal and becoming a fan of Chelsea. Ugh.
Must really get under Morgan’s skin to have players from the very team he supports telling him to fun off! Love it.
Just to let you all know...
…Piers doesn’t support Charsenal. He switched to QPR.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 20, 2012 9:56 AM GMT up reply actions
Oh good
I hope they get relegated!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 12:10 PM GMT up reply actions
I believe we can forgive her for not posting...
Considering the kind of treatment Arsenal has got over the last few games in CL & FA cup :p
Imagine if Arsenal had drawn a powerhouse like Birmingham in the FA Cup
or God forbid STEVENAGE!!!!
Dodged a bullet only getting those wimps Sunderland it could’ve been much much worse :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:07 PM GMT up reply actions
They were managed by McLeish back then
we could beat a more open Birmingham
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:13 PM GMT up reply actions
Just relax and watch Chelsea go under
tomorrow … or NOT :P
Your frequent avatar changes confuse me
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
This is the same as the old one :cP
It’s not that frequent.
And I’ll gladly watch Chelsea go down ;c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:25 PM GMT up reply actions
Just moments ago
you still had the one with the blue pillow … (I even see it two comments below)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
It's a BALLOON!
THe one before that one is the one I have now
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:32 PM GMT up reply actions
How is a thing that has edges
supposed to be a balloon? Waaah!
Yes I know it looks familiar … I wondered for a moment whether Stephen lasered you again and finally at a moment when I was present … well … not so much :P
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Yes it's a balloon
Exactly like this 
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:42 PM GMT up reply actions
I didn't even know that was called a balloon too ...
we wouldn’t call them balloons in my language ;)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Do you have a word for them?

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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 7:52 PM GMT up reply actions
This one looks more like a balloon
the other one looked more like a blow-up toy (I looked up and there seems to be no proper word for it)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Well this is what mine looked like
only a little deflated and of course blue.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 8:06 PM GMT up reply actions
I couldn't see more on your old avatar picture
because now you changed it I can only see the “little” version which practically says nothing. On it you’d even not tell apart who’s female or not … /troll
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
And not to forget
I’m an old person on the internet and have problems reading all those little fonts
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
lol You're so funny!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 8:27 PM GMT up reply actions
Always here to serve! :D
By the way – may I ask a decent question now that I have your attention? How comes rules for you are stricter than for everyone else? Since last Saturday now you’re not even allowed to ask the score in a gamethread whilst I’m sure besides you, many others did do that in the past (me included, I didn’t really ask about the score but I asked who scored the goal and this is equally stupid)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
It's not the first time I asked
maybe it was because you were losing. I would’ve thought by the reaction that you we’re like 3 or more goals behind.
I thought it was an innocent enough question but I guess since I’m not a fan anything can look like me making fun of Chelsea. I guess somethings I say can easily upset other people because I’m a rival fan or whatever. The guys in charge have to make sure I don’t cause a riot or something. That’s what I think anyway might be a better question for someone else…
Kinda weird to get yelled at for asking the score though :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 PM GMT up reply actions
True, though it would be kinda weird
because it’s not really you’re trolling or making fun of us – those of us who have attended the gamethreads more often know you and other users do that quite often and there is no problem with that – as witnessed by the reactions in that gamethread. Just the newer members seem to miss that … and of course, there is that guy whom I suspect to be a second-account of someone who has been lasered recently
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
I think it was assumed you meant it...
…in a “What’s the score again?” gloaty kind of way, rather than out of actual interest in the score. I certainly did, though I laughed it off, rather than get nasty.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 2:01 PM GMT up reply actions
Well it was my first comment in the thread
I can see how someone (most people) could get that impression though.
Even if I was poking fun at Chelsea, which I’m known to do from time to time the reaction was a little crazy. And now I’m not allowed to ask the score anymore! :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 2:20 PM GMT up reply actions
Maybe, though ...
it’s not the first time you come into a thread (whatever the score might be) and ask the score, and given the timezone where you live it seems credible you don’t know the actual score. That’s why I said it seemed clear for those who have seen you do it more often. I wonder what would happen if someone else would have asked the score?
And don’t forget as far as I’m concerned it were only 2 people reacting that strangely
Just want to make sure if that was set up as a new rule (nobody was allowed to ask the score!) or if it’s only you … I tend to ask stupid things in gamethreads too, especially as I have the tendency to get bored and then … well … switch to multitasking and let the game run by …
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Oh yeah, I agree the reaction was...
…ridiculous, but it did seem a little gloaty. : )
I wish more of us had either ignored it, or not blown up. As I said, I assumed you were gloating, but I just said something like, “You know perfectly well what the score is. : P” which isn’t hostile, I don’t think.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM GMT up reply actions
Reaction was intense
but glad it didnt scare you off. After all, while you may be the official WAGNH troll, you’ve been posting here for awhile, so more folks seem familiar with you than some other users. You’re sort of a mainstay, haha.
That said, I find some people that are fans of the team to have more of a provoking tone a lot of the times (and some folks even read my posts as trying to do that, I’m sure). The interwebz is a fun place sometimes.
I don't want people to get the impression that
I’m just a horrible person who has nothing better to do than to make fun of Chelsea and provoke fans on a Chelsea blog :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:03 PM GMT up reply actions
I was amazed because the guy who lost it on you
then claimed that I wasn’t a good fan because I told him to have a sense of humor about life in general. I figured being up at 5:30 in the morning would be enough evidence that I’m more than a casual fan.
meh
I’m over it now :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM GMT up reply actions
That's the internet affect
people don’t care what you say and if they care, it can only be that whatever you’re saying is a personal insult
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
You know what I love about all the cheesy ChelseaTV clips lately?
The cheesiness. Oh, how I love Juan Mata’s embarrassment over the CD he was given at the end, and how he blatantly tries to cover it up with the Oasis CD he was given…
http://youtu.be/3F2SFKF5pHE
Hilario was decidedly quicker about answering who the hottest player was this time. I was sort of hoping for another hyperventilation moment. Also.. that song… cringeworthy moment.
How does it go?
“Little Juan run?”
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 15, 2012 6:37 PM GMT up reply actions
Just watched Wrist Cutters
Excellent recommendation…. superb film
by ChelseaMariner on Feb 20, 2012 9:47 PM GMT up reply actions
Glad you enjoyed
I used to sing the song that they all sang along with in the car… now I can’t remember it. Suppose that means I ought to watch the film again myself!
And listen to more Gogol Bordello
They are amazing
by ChelseaMariner on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm needing a new pair of boots.
My last pair were some second hand t90 lasers. Anyone have any new suggestions for a new pair? I’ll take any suggestions regardless of price because it seems a person can always find a screaming deal online if they look hard enough.
I tend to play attacking mid.
At 6 foot 5 speed isn’t my game. I’m more of a quick passing in the final 3rd guy. I’ll play CF when it’s just friends and I dicking around.
I definitely like to shoot.
What I really want to know is the general opinion of Tiempo’s. That is what I have been looking into mostly. Though You have me looking at some f50’s now.
Also about the new Mercurials.
I know that a few years ago there was a major problem with them coming apart.
If I'm playing CAM, I love my adiPowers
Leftback where I do more running I like the f50 style boots.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 AM GMT up reply actions
What makes you like the adiPowers more?
I tend to be an energizer buddy out on the field so I might like the f50’s more.
Better grips for curl and it's a bit sturdier in general as well
I find it much easier to pass and shoot accurately in adiPowers than I do in the adiZeros, which are like footgloves*.
*Not to say they’re bad for shooting and passing, but the other ones are like magic for me.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 AM GMT up reply actions
I'd also try out a pair of Puma King Finales as well.
I think they’re better than the Tiempos, and you can get decent deals for them right now. They offer really good touch, but they’re obviously not going to do adiPower-style magic. They’re also not super-light, like an F50, but they’re not tanks either. The new SL ones aren’t worth it compared to the regular ones.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 16, 2012 7:36 AM GMT up reply actions
Really, I don't think you'd go too far wrong with any of...
…the King Finales, adiPowers, CTR360 Maestri, Laser, Tiempo, or even an adiPure, PowerCat, or Umbro Speciali.
If speed isn’t a huge premium for you, and it really isn’t for all but the very best players and even then not AMs so much, I’d go for something that will improve your touch and give you a bit of protection. As I said, the Kings are a good option for value, particularly if you’re on a budget, but the adiPower and CTR are better if you want really good swerve or control, and have a bit more cash to spend.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 16, 2012 7:50 AM GMT up reply actions
I have been looking at the CTR's as well.
I really like the idea of them, but I just didn’t know if those “control pods” actually did anything. I’ve never worn a pair of Puma cleats, so I’ll have to give them a shot.
CTR's are nice.
But my pair ripped after season of use; admittedly that was about twenty five weeks of training every day.
Have a pair of T90s, the old pair – the one Rooney used to wear. Nice and comfortable.
Graham, what positions do you play?
Left back if I'm playing seriously
Trequartista otherwise
by Graham MacAree on Feb 16, 2012 3:48 PM GMT up reply actions
They're actually really good for control.
I’ve never had a pair myself, since I don’t play regularly enough to spend that much, but I did try a pair once.
My boots are a pair of white and black King Finales and white, navy, and silver v1.08s* I got ludicrously cheap a few years back. I’ll be honest and say that Puma were shit for a long time, and the PowerCats still sort of are, but they’ve really started to turn it around.
[*These are the boots Nico wore in his golden boot season.]
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 16, 2012 8:09 AM GMT up reply actions
I have a pair
They’re amazingly light
by Graham MacAree on Feb 16, 2012 1:38 AM GMT up reply actions
I don't know much about them.
What does the chip do? Just telling you top speed and distance covered?
This is much better than I expected.
I’m going ot have to really look into these now. So do the higher end shoes come with it or is this going to be another 100 dollars?
You can just buy it as a bundle
Or buy the miCoach cell separately (~ $70) and use it in a boot that has the required enclosure in the bottom.
Regardless of method though, you should be able to get it under $300 easily
Maybe around $200 on some of the bundles…
Very good.
Thanks for the info. I’ve starting looking into this whole setup now and I’m now leaning towards the Adidas.
I saw this a few days ago.
Incredibly sad. It’s nice to know the kindness some people are capable of though.
Man Utd's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby:
“Right. I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue s**t. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don’t win today, those cockney fuckers at Chelsea will have six points on us. Now I don’t care if you kick, punch or headbutt your way to victory, you just f*****g win this. Good luck”.
Then Fergie walks in and says “Thanks Webb, I’ll take it from here”
by Valens on Feb 18, 2012 5:40 AM GMT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'tastic!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 18, 2012 4:33 PM GMT up reply actions
Question to WAGNH managers/authors...(just curiosity)
Why has the introduction thread removed from recommended section ?
Something to do with SB Nation.
They did some maintenance to the site which required them to take down the FanPosts, and it undid all that sort of thing in the process of coming back up. I’m sure Graham or Stephen can put it back if they wish.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 20, 2012 9:58 AM GMT up reply actions
I wonder if it were a better idea
to re-install that thread and “tidy” it up from all other chatter, leaving only what the members wrote about themselves. Thing is … that thread had 500+ comments in total and it takes a tad long time to load that
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
More OT nonsense
Just read through some Bundesliga related stuff … it is sad that reading about Bundesliga these days lifts me up much more than reading about the EPL … and saw this meme by an angry HSV supporter and thought “Hey, that would suit us too”
(comment: I don’t mean to criticize, rightfully or not, AVB, his abilities, and else, just as a reflection on opinions of various Chelsea fans recently)

Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Honestly, that perfectly describes how I feel about Chelsea right now.
I just don’t know which way to go. On one hand, AVB seems to be trying to set a world record for looking like an incompetent boob, but on the other, the players aren’t performing either. I’m not certain fixing one problem will fix the other, or if we need to make a change on both sides.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM GMT up reply actions
Is going off the topic of off topic stuff good or bad here?
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 2:42 PM GMT up reply actions
No idea ... but you were clearly discussing
Chelsea’s management in a serious manner (so not jokingly) so that would be on-topic … in any on topic thread of the last weeks there was been one branch dedicated to AVB :P
But from my own experience – derailing OT-topics are OK, but once you go on topic in an OT, it would be considered a crime :P
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Is it just too meta to be allowed?
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:00 PM GMT up reply actions
I don't know the rules for this site ...
I just apply rules I learned from other communities when I think it would make sense … though WAGNH has some special rules, for example it’s not allowed to ask for scores in a gamethread and so on /crouch and away
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
I'm not sure there's any specific rules, apart from the obvious ones.
There are some people who have their own private rules.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM GMT up reply actions
You mean ...
rules designed specifically for a handful of hand-chosen … suspects :P
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Yes, and arbitrarily chosen.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:15 PM GMT up reply actions
And no Arsenal gifs in gamethreads!
Besides that, I was quite shocked when Graham once intercepted “Talk English please” and just seconds later found out that post wasn’t directed at me :)
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Are they ok in the OT thread?

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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:10 PM GMT up reply actions
Awww :c(
Why not?
This one is hardly contentious
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM GMT up reply actions
It's inappropriate.
I mean, it’s not even celebrating a goal against Chelsea to rub it in. It’s just Theo and RVP celebrating.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:13 PM GMT up reply actions
It's OT though
isn’t that the only rule in this thread? That and no flirting :c) lol
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM GMT up reply actions
Hrm. I suppose you're right!
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:19 PM GMT up reply actions
It MIGHT annoy DPeezy
but he doesn’t have LASER power so I ain’t scurrd!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM GMT up reply actions
OH NO!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM GMT up reply actions
Well everytime someone posts
calling other people names he cautions them, so it would be not that bad an idea to give him a laser and allow him to laser people of specific comments
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Then I'm in pretty big trouble if that happens
SPARE ME PLEASE!!!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM GMT up reply actions
He only called you a troll once
and he didn’t change your signature … nor your avatar picture :)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Yeah it's Steve I got to worry about now :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM GMT up reply actions
Uhhh nooooo
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM GMT up reply actions
He'd drive me out! :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM GMT up reply actions
Yikes! :c(
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM GMT up reply actions
If there was no game today
I’d do a meme this evening! Yay! But there is a tomorrow … hehehe
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
There was a no flirting rule?
I must have missed that! Because rules here are only set up (like the gifs and no score asking) once someone violates them ;)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Sometimes you need pioneers to...
…push limits.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM GMT up reply actions
It was you my friend :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM GMT up reply actions
I think that might have been established
when the OT thread was invented.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM GMT up reply actions
I thought it was only
no politics and no religion
(though flirting could involve those :P)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
I think it was when the...
…wallpaper thread was annexed by Match.com that we decided to start OT threads.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm going to assume that's a "false 9." ;c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:13 PM GMT up reply actions
Adjectives and Adverbs
moved from an on topic thread:
You never learned that in German there are no real differences between adverbs and adjectives? The same word can be used as an adverb or adjective … but you could form a special adverb with -weise (making normalerweise the adverb of normal). Those "special adverbs" are used in other context than "normal adverbs"
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
No, I never learned that.
I don’t think we really got into the really deep grammar stuff.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm a bit surprised
because you know “Normalerweise” but don’t know it’s an adverb :D
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
In addition to that
I knew the differences in English adjectives and adverbs long before I knew “normally”
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Well, I know it's an adverb, but we never really got into the details.
We just learned that “normalerweise” is the German version of “normally.”
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM GMT up reply actions
Oh? That's interesting
Did they also teach you “langsamerweise” is the German version of “slowly”? :)
Tor ilisar'thera'nal!
Is the difference that the "-weise" adverbs are used in the more...
…abstract sense, like “Normally, I would have the pizza.” rather than the sense of describing an event as happening normally? That’s horribly phrased, but I just can’t think of how to describe it more properly.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM GMT up reply actions
Being a native speaker I can't really explain the rule
but it seems you’re right. I think you use the “weise-adverb” when you’re referring to a state whereas in cases of the classic English usage of adverbs – referring to an action or better – referring to a verb – you don’t use the “weise-adverb”. You would say for “I walked slowly besides the river” “Ich lief langsamerweise am Fluss entlang” though it wouldn’t be totally wrong
However if I said – “I wouldn’t do this normally” – it doesn’t really refer to an action but to a state, is it?
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Wow I'm learning German!
This is such a helpful site :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:05 PM GMT up reply actions
How about Kreyol?
I could only teach about 2 words… you probably have already learned them. I’m super helpful!
Let's hear (read) 'em!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM GMT up reply actions
Kouman ou ye?
Mwen se byen e mwe rele Avril. Bonju! (almost bonswa)
My other favorite phrase? “Eskize mwen”. Not sure why, I just liked it.
Not gonna lie… I totally need a refresher… it’s been almost a year- yikes!
Well, learning with native speakers would give you bad results
so you shouldn’t “learn” whenever I try to explain grammar rules. However – as I offered Trooly here who wants to learn German to practise with me – I can precisely tell you what’s wrong and what’s not …
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Isn't "langsamerweise" a weird example.
Couldn’t you also just use “langsam”? German is slightly weird in that there are some times where the logically correct phrasing isn’t grammatically correct, or there are several equal ways of saying the same thing. English is bad at that, I know. I’m sure it’s due to my lack of experience with it, but it seems like there are fewer fine distinctions in German synonyms compared to English.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:06 PM GMT up reply actions
That's why I wrote about the state and action difference
“Langsam” “slow” will typically refer to actions, and not states. But in the example sentence above – in English you have to use the adverb, in German you use the adverb too – but the adverb is the same as the adjective, just “langsam”. The “wise-adverb” – langsamerweise – would be wrong
I think German syntax is a lot more difficult than English, because German is closer to Latin than English is, and Latin has a horrible syntax (I’m inclined to say no syntax rules at all). However in most cases if you follow the English rule – Subject, Predicate, Object – will yield you correct results
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English is definitely the better language to be non-proficient in.
It seems easier for me to understand broken English than a German-speaker to understand my broken German.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM GMT up reply actions
Well we could test it
You seem to understand my broken English I guess, so we could see if I could understand your broken German :P
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You could, but it would be horrible.
Ich habe nur ein bisschen Deutsch seit zwei Jahren gesprochen. Ich verstehe die Syntax, aber mein Wortschatz ist nicht so gut.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM GMT up reply actions
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
I don’t understand all of a sudden!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM GMT up reply actions
That's pretty good, really
Only mistake: Wortschatz ist groß oder klein und nicht gut oder schlecht
The first sentence sounds a bit weird to native speakers BUT it’s grammatically correct
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That's what I mean.
I know there are better ways of saying things, but I’ve forgotten the vocabulary. I know how to structure sentences, but I struggle to remember the word I’m looking for.
With the second sentence, would “…aber Wortschatz ist mein Problem.” be a better way of stating it?
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:35 PM GMT up reply actions
I think
everyone will understand that part “Wortschatz ist mein Problem” but if you’d go for style “mein Wortschatz ist begrenzt” sounds better
I don’t think it’s a big issue that you have to look up for many words. Whenever I post here I have to open a dictionary too
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I really don't think I'd have too much problem...
…settling in in a German-speaking country. Like I said, I have a decent handle on the syntax, but I need more experience to get the vocabulary up. I knew a lot of people in my German studies who had the opposite problem,.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM GMT up reply actions
German vocabulary is fairly limited
compared to the English one, I think … of course the Brockhaus dictionary (the former correspondent of the Oxford’s dictionary) lists tons of words but most of them aren’t used in everyday’s conversation. Not everyone needs to know what “Präklusion” means
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There was a point where I was actually thinking...
…in German. That is, not translating into English first. Sadly, I’d need a dictionary now. I should probably practice more.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM GMT up reply actions
I'm definitively thinking in English
It’s not necessarily a good thing, though … but I can’t help
Practice German: well, you said once German was useless because nobody speaks it. That’s fairly true, it’s really useless. And those who learn German as a native language mostly pick up English as a foreign language and speak it fluently after a while.
Should you wanna practice, I’d always like to help ;)
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I feel wrong for thinking...
…pretty much any language but English is something of a waste of time. Spanish, French, Russian, and Chinese are somewhat useful, but it’s rare to find any place where nobody speaks English any more.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM GMT up reply actions
Excuse my French but...
I wonder what the French think about that phrase lol
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM GMT up reply actions
Eet iz 'orrific!
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM GMT up reply actions
lol it's like
yeah whenever we use some profanity we reference your language
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM GMT up reply actions
But when I think of the French...
…I swear. : P
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM GMT up reply actions
'orrifique ;c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM GMT up reply actions
Kevin said it's rare to find a place where nobody speaks English
and in France you’ll find many of those places. It’s even difficult to find someone speaking English in Paris
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I studied Spanish
in Spain over the summer and there were a TON of French kids most of them spoke English fluently which was kind of annoying because they didn’t want me to practice Spanish with them.
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French kids in a Spanish summer school ain't that representative to me
it’s like saying German is a popular spoken language in Europe because every foreign student in a German university speaks fluent German ;)
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It's more...
…won’t than can’t with the French. : D
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:09 PM GMT up reply actions
They hate speaking English...
…even though they know they need to know it. : P
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM GMT up reply actions
I can't really fault them
for a Latin language (and French is more Latin) German and English are terribly barbaric
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Even though French is kind of a crappy...
…Romance language. There’s a ton of Germanic in there. Proper languages just remind them of what they could have had. : )
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:20 PM GMT up reply actions
I've heard so many stories of...
…French people approaching blonde people to practice their English, assuming they’re Anglophones or at least Scandiwegian where most speak English.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM GMT up reply actions
THAT'S WHY WE ARE THE BEST!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM GMT up reply actions
That's awesome!
I love science.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM GMT up reply actions
Seriously
Now I’m just going to look at this picture all day and it will make me feel better. About life. I mean… look at the little beady eyes and how its head is as big as its body! I need to look up whether it is legal to own a squirrel in MA…
I do love hamsters
have had a few in my day. But I only like the teddy bear kind. The others are jerks and bite more. If I could train a squirrel not to bite, it would be like a cuter ferret, and could run all around and hang out on my shoulder!
PS- don’t feed hamsters marshmallows. That was a tough lesson I learned as a child… luckily I performed a successful marshmallow-ectomy and my hamster lived on. That hamster was more like a guinea pig, courtesy of all my lessons learned through it.
They drop walnuts
from neighboring gardens in my garden … I don’t have anything against walnut trees, but then again I don’t want one next to the roses
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They can certainly be pests too
but all rodents are usually. I grew up in a pretty rural area, so I’ve come to love squirrels, chipmunks, moles, field mice (I loved my cats but would get quite pissed with them when they would torture the lil’ baby field mice). All except the mouse in my apartment now (who doesnt eat anything but decides to shit everywhere) and rats. Ugh… rats.
Those fine things
help against mice (mouses, haha) and rats in the gardens … won’t do anything against them in the house though
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what's that?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM GMT up reply actions
Does it kill them?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM GMT up reply actions
No - only cast them away
it sends sounds very unpleasant to the ears of mice (so you could argue it’s cruel to them but I think it’s better letting them migrate than killing them)
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They have them for homes
BUT… it doesnt just get rid of mice… it draws out most all little creepy crawlies in your home, so for a couple of weeks you have to suffer bugs everywhere. For me, that is worse than a fate of a mouse pooping all over my apartment. I am hoping that by Spring he clears out… he only came around once it got cold, and this was the first year I lived in the city without my cats.
Is it one of those things that certain people can hear, like...
…dog whistles, or the whine from a CRT monitor?
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM GMT up reply actions
Yes, you can hear them
at least I can hear them, but I have very sensitive ears … so better not put those things in your bedroom when you’re sensitive
They are mostly sold for gardens anyway
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Oh, god, there's a guy in my neighbourhood who uses a dog whistle like...
…twenty times a day, and I want to shoot him with a crossbow that fires chainsaws.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM GMT up reply actions
No, lemme guess
you wanna throw him out of the window, out of the train, over a bridge …
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...and into the sun, yes.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM GMT up reply actions
There was a part with into the sun?
I thought the rest was about people impersonating kids …
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I'm pretty sure I've used like...
…nineteen different ones.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM GMT up reply actions
Methods of offing someone I dislike.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM GMT up reply actions
SCIENCE RULES!
BILL BILL BILL!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM GMT up reply actions
While I've come to realise Bill Nye is a no-talent science hack ...
…he taught me so much about science when I was little.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM GMT up reply actions
Aww don't say that about Bill!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM GMT up reply actions
He's a comedian first, science talking head second. : (
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:09 PM GMT up reply actions
He's a comedian?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:10 PM GMT up reply actions
Yep. I think he did a science degree, and failed as a standup later.
He then put the degree to use and made a show.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM GMT up reply actions
Hey
something to be said for trying and learning that something may not be for you.
Better than learning that Bob Saget is a TOTAL perv. Ugh… Full House will never be the same.
What!?!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM GMT up reply actions
Don't ever watch Bob Saget's stand-up!
He’s crazy filthy.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM GMT up reply actions
No
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM GMT up reply actions
Oh
he is disgusting… Now, I like some trashy humor, but not from guys that were teaching me moral lessons as a child.
Seriously, he's just filthy.
A lot of the time, it’s not even funny, it’s just crazy.
This is one of his cleaner bits, but it’s still really NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sCORuqZQY
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM GMT up reply actions
I don't know why I clicked that
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:48 PM GMT up reply actions
He was also producer for
“Mind of a Married Man” which was an HBO special that was supposed to be the male version of Sex and the City or something. It was terrible… and perverse… if you are going to be a perv you at least need to be funny. How dare they follow up Band of Brothers with that crap? Or was it Sopranos?
I know I'm usually lost on mainstream American culture
so don’t slaughter me if that was a totally dumb question but how would a remote male SATC look like?
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Ah and by the way OT in the OT
4 years ago when I did a Steven Gerrard meme I wrote the male version of SATC was Champions League on the neighbour channel … because SATC here in our country is aired the same time
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Ugh
Not good. They basically just tried to talk about sex lives in the entire show to show how the mind of a married man actually works… but it wasn’t funny. Most of the time it came across more like a bunch of pedophiles (which is now what I liken Bob Saget to) talking about their sex lives. It didn’t make it as a show for very long… there is only so much of talking about seemingly underage girls that people could take.
"Show to show"
I am queen of repeating words I just used. Sad.
Wait
this sounds like the authour who wrote this was very incompetent. Men talking about sex lives, really? They all go in a dark room, take a PC and their internet connection with them and … look at what the net has to offer
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That's sexist!
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM GMT up reply actions
Then be what he never was!
A real scientist!
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM GMT up reply actions
So I'm guessing all your grade school and high school teachers were real scientists & professors?
I don’t get what’s the big deal. He made science fun & accessible.
To wit, the show aired on PBS Kids. KIDS!!!
Exactly.
He made science this amazing, interesting thing that seemed attainable. For that, I am always in his debt. I honestly don’t know what I would be doing if I didn’t get into science at a young age.
Maybe he appealed more to a certain age group of us?
I remember learning things from him and I loved singing the Bill Nye The Science Guy song. I’m in the group that watched him in the early 90’s though, along with Saved By The Bell and The Fresh Prince. I feel like most folks here were babies when those shows aired!
It's not so much BNTSG I'm criticising, it's the fact that he...
…used the show to to create a pre-eminent scientist persona, where the actor has become the character. BNTSG is still a great show for teaching kids science, but I’ve seen him spout some awfully stupid things in his scientist persona.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 23, 2012 4:11 AM GMT up reply actions
I watched him really young.
I was born in 90, but my sister was born in 85 and my family had taped a bunch of episodes for her. So I grew up watching a lot of PBS shows from the mid 80’s on.
Oh. My. God.
You are younger than Kevin then… this feels sort of like when I listen to music from my mom’s childhood… I really know what it is like to be old now.
I really don't get it ;)
why are young people feeling old when they’ve only reached their twenties? You’re already the second one here who feels old but are not even in your mid-twenties ;)
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Haha.
It’s mostly when I think about how long 21 years seems. I know I’m young, it’s just some things, like thinking the y2k scare was 12 years ago. Another thing is when I see professional athletes who are 18, that makes almost anyone feel old. Last year in the NHL draft there was a kid born in 94, that just seems wrong to me.
Well, in a week or so it will feel like ahile ago to me.
I think the reason it feels weird to me is that I never do anything for my birthday. I don’t think I have had a “birthday party” since I was 15. So it always surprises me when I think about how much time has passed.
Also
Hearing that you were born in the 90s… THAT seems wrong. Forget the young athletes! I forget people were born in the 90s… in my head people being born stopped in the 80’s.
Sabrina has never lived in a world where the USSR...
…exists.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 24, 2012 2:13 AM GMT up reply actions
What's that? lol jk
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 24, 2012 12:09 PM GMT up reply actions
Oh yeah I never realised we never saw the USSR
:P
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For us especially
I always wonder what it feels like never having experienced how it was living in a divided country :P
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It's weird.
Though I was technically alive before the reunification, I’ve only ever been aware of Germany.
I can barely remember the news of the USSR collapse, and I certainly didn’t appreciate of the significance.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 24, 2012 10:56 PM GMT up reply actions
It's all about that point when you realise you...
…no longer have anything in common with teenagers. The point where you hear about their problems and think “Oh, you’ll think that’s funny in a few years”
I’m sure there are several points just like that as you age, and I’m also sure that twenty-odd-year-olds getting to their first “I’m an adult point” is one of them. : D
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 23, 2012 11:05 PM GMT up reply actions
I feel old when I talk to kids younger than me :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 23, 2012 11:33 PM GMT up reply actions
Kids your age yes...
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 24, 2012 5:31 PM GMT up reply actions
For me
it is realizing that I am no longer college-aged. I really struggle with that one, because I had to take time off from school and then returned 2.5 years later. So when I got back to classes, I was still doing the things that a lot of kids that age did… but in my final year I was in classes with kids 5 years younger than me. Every so often I have one of those moments where I think I’m in the same peer group as college kids… but then they offer me a bud light and talk about some terrible music, and I realize I am not at all.
That's funny because
I feel really young among my college classmates. That’s probably because I’m technically still in high school also there are a lot of old people at my school.
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 24, 2012 1:55 AM GMT up reply actions
Maybe I was never a true teenager
in my teenage years, so when I left school and started studying, the only change in life I felt was being away from home. Sure, when you meet young teenagers while you’re attending university you notice how inexperienced and dreamy they are, and how they’re proud of their A-Levels as if they’ve conquered the world, as if they didn’t know how easy it was. But that never made me feel “old” in a negative way. It only made me chuckle how naive some schoolboys and -girls are sometimes ;)
But yeah, I’m also one of those people who never grow up, so, who knows
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Definitely neat
Though I hope they aren’t introducing the plant into the wild anytime soon- would be terrible if it harmed anything out there now*, and sad for the experiment if the opposite happened. Best keep that in a nice lil’ greenhouse.
*For some reason I see this thing growing like a mutant and just taking over the world, much like in those 50’s horror films.
The species is still extant, but slightly different.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM GMT up reply actions
I wonder if they find frozen eggs if they'll try to bring them to life too.
Stupid scientists they never learn!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM GMT up reply actions
Hey,are schoolkids allowed in the Party/OT thread? :P
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Only if you're not afraid of banality!
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 3:56 PM GMT up reply actions
You have to endure my bad language
constant grumping and everything else, though …
Like in your meme attempt thread :P
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Ah...
Drunk old people,pastries flying around…its gotta be a party :)
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You mean, old people discussing alcohol with young people is like a party?
Oh wait that was the other thread :P
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I dont need I reminded that I am old
from young whippersnappers like yourself ;)
Boo to that!
Or do you mean nervous sick? Either way it’s not cool.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM GMT up reply actions
Like nearly incapable of movement sick.
by Graham MacAree on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM GMT up reply actions
Still have use of your fingers it seems...
that’s good. :c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:25 PM GMT up reply actions
At least it isn't norovirus.
I had that around New Year’s and it was the worst illness I’ve ever had.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM GMT up reply actions
what's that?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM GMT up reply actions
Basically an eject button for your digestive system. : P
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM GMT up reply actions
gross
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM GMT up reply actions
On a lighter note, you get to experience the existential horror of...
…wondering when you consumed so much food and drink.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM GMT up reply actions
Not sure if it is a flu virus (sounds sorta like it)
but this:

Haven’t had the flu in… 13-14 years, and anytime I have felt it coming on, I use this stuff and the feeling goes away. Could be in my head, but it tastes like candy, so I’m cool with this stuff.
Is that something that can be legally acquired in the US?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM GMT up reply actions
Oh yeah
It’s in pharmacies and maybe even regular grocers… but definitely in the Wholefoods and things of the world. Just a homeopathic remedy. It’s caught on in recent years, but my grandmother was a homeopathic nut, so I’d been taking this since I was a kid (she also lived in Europe, so was introduced to it sooner).
Vitamin D really helps, plus most people have low levels anyway.
Pretty much everyone should be taking a large Vitamin D supplement, and it can help prevent influenza.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:48 PM GMT up reply actions
Funny
Because I was vitamin D deficient until last year when I had to take supplements. Maybe that is why my immune system is a wreck against basic colds? I seriously get bad head colds like 4-5 times a year. It’s stupid.
But then… I have lyme disease, so supposedly that cancels out whatever vitamin D does for the immune system. Eh… I read waaaaay too much WebMD. It’s a problem. I go through phases and then I forbid myself to read it for months, for fear I will start self-diagnosing and become a hypochondriac.
Oddly, hypochondriacs tend to die earlier. It's sort of a....
…perverse placebo effect.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM GMT up reply actions
They're also annoying
I don’t want to be that. I have friends that are borderline… I couldn’t mention having a booboo without them being convinced they had it too. It’s like a contest for who can be more ill.
I would love to give hypochondriacs norovirus.
They’d think they were undergoing the Rapture or something.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM GMT up reply actions
They'd think it was Ebola
or Anthrax.
In all seriousness though, while frustrating, those folks could surely use some help. I think I am sick most of the time, but wont let it totally take over my life. That’s the biggest trouble with hypochondriacs. It’s sad.
Should we start a HEAL GRAHAM fund?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM GMT up reply actions
Can you take sick days from watching football?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM GMT up reply actions
Can't say I experienced this
but last week I certainly got more sick after watching Chelsea
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On the topic of crazy science check this out!
The Dutch are making a strain of bird flu that is transmissible between humans!!!! THe world is ending!!!
Info on bird flu experiment stars at 4 minutes
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM GMT reply actions
This thread got popular again! YAY
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM GMT reply actions
we've got 500+ now btw
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM GMT up reply actions
Oreo's ;c)
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM GMT up reply actions
THat's why I mentioned it!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM GMT up reply actions
It seems
SBN doesn’t show new posts correctly … at least in this thread … is this due to the meltdown of the hosting servers just recently (and the consequence this thread has to be brought back from the dead?)? Or is it just me having that problem?
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Who wants to make the new OT thread?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM GMT reply actions
I think the change kind of interrupts the flow.
I get why we have a limit, but it gets slightly confusing. : \
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM GMT up reply actions
The same that happens to all gamethreads
could happen to this as well: this page could get slow yeah slow …
But I fully expect happy chatter to die out once we get a certain result this evening because then everyone will be at everyone’s throats …
Oh wait Fernando Torres is not playing … hehehe
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There is way too much fighting for my taste after a poor result.
It’s the danger of having a popular site, though.
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by Kevin Kostka on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM GMT up reply actions
This comment is a pile of rubbish!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM GMT up reply actions
And Alynne and me are one person :P
Yeah true, everytime I see those jerks I think of quitting :P
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That one just amused me
Mostly because we were posting at the same time, and that seems like it would be annoying to carry on two different usernames at once. I wonder if people actually do that? With like, split personalities?! Creepy!
I am a team of 7 guys and 4 girls,
so no problem to me. What made me giggle (or not) about this was regarding Torres I tend to post completely different things than you, but still I get thrown into the same pot :P
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I know
seriously.. you dont mention his butt enough.
Sarcasm font fail
This is the sentence:
I’m a face typed person and not a butt typed person
An addition: That’s why I painted Fernando Torres’ face, and not … his butt
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Hmmm
I feel a sculpture coming on…. I do prefer to work from the live subject, though. Wonder if that could be arranged? Haha…
If you wanna sculpture, I guess photo references won't do it
either you need the person in blood and flesh, or you need multiple photo references from multiple angles … and in order to get them, you need to … well … visit the person in blood and flesh too …
And if you do that – give me a call! I don’t wanna miss that! I need reference photos, too!
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I've been telling my friends...
it’s so good it deserves a monument, so that others, for years to come, shall know what a perfect butt is. Doesn’t hurt that the rest of the package is sort of greek-statuesque as well. And then the purty face.
Although.. I wish I could sculpt like this dude does!
http://www.boredpanda.com/13-hyper-realistic-sculptures-by-ron-mueck/
I want a Belvedere-esque statue
(Only the link and not a direct embed – open at your own risk)
Winckelmann, one of the most important art historian researching Classical Art, found this to be the perfect embodiment of the male body. So it would be even more perfect when it was modelled after Torres – it had to be!
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Interesting
will have to look at home from work. Llorente gets compared to The David a lot.. he really does sort of bear a resemblance. I always thought of Torres as an Adonis type. It’s the pretty face.. and some other things.
Why would there be a difference between Apoll and Adonis?
In Art history, I mean, not mythologically. The Apollo of Belvedere I’ve posted above is THE standout of the male body in classical Art while I can’t think of an Adonis figure that has an impact on Art history the way Apoll had.
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And by the way
Shall be move this to the new OT thread, too so we could rest this one in peace? We’re already talking about Torres’ looks there, so it would fit in nicely (and as Sabrina said – you could never run out of OT topics)
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Shut up you....
Kidding! Kidding…. It just felt like it fit the occasion. :)
It happens with a lot of teams
it’s mostly the reason I left B/R
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM GMT up reply actions
You should
Too many slideshows will do a brain in.
Oh I did
there was lots of fighting between Gooners. :cP That’s why I prefer to watch rival fans go at it ;c) lol
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM GMT up reply actions
New thread!
http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/2012/2/21/2814277/off-topic-thread-no-3-bob-saget-edition
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