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Pre-Season Friendlies Don't Matter: Mario Balotelli Backheel Edition

While Uruguay were hammering Paraguay in the Copa America final today, Mario Balotelli and Manchester City were engaged in a pre-season friendly against Major League Soccer side Los Angeles Galaxy. During the game, which finished 1-1 and went to penalty shootouts for some reason, Mario Balotelli went clear through on goal and... well, tried something rather silly:

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Yeah, that's a one on one backheel that a) was immensely cheeky and b) missed. Roberto Mancini was not amused, substituting his young forward immediately, causing Balotelli to go into a bit of a strop and excuse himself from the bench for the second half. The ESPN announcers were similarly dismayed, claiming that Mario Balotelli showed a complete lack of respect for the Galaxy in deciding to pull a trick like that in the middle of what for an MLS team is a prestigious mid-season friendly.

Balotelli, for his part, thought that he had been flagged offside and so tried something cool in a situation where it didn't matter at all. Every football player (except Didier Drogba, who uses all of them all the time) has a move which they'd never show outside of training, something too silly to deploy in an actual game. Why? Because it's fun! It's fun to do a weird crossover to pop the ball into the air for a volley while receiving a pass*. It's fun to practice strange twisting volleys off corners (ahem, Roberto). And it's fun to try backheels when one-on-one with a goalkeeper.

*That's my trick. No copying!

It'd be awesome to be able to say that Balotelli was promoting the idea of having fun over being serious in a game that ultimately doesn't matter, that idea is rather ruled out by the offside thing (unless he's lying, in which case more power to him). Pre-season is about getting match fit. Friendlies are about putting on a show. The score doesn't matter at all. So why are people getting on his case about it? And if Twitter is any guide, people are really annoyed that Balotelli pulled that stunt.

Would it have been ok if it were actually offside? If so, why is backheeling a dead ball in a dead game any different to doing so with the ball active? It's not like the game actually matters. Balotelli livened things up in a pointless match. Be glad of that, world. The game is supposed to be fun, and that goes double when you remove any and all incentive to win from the match. Are we really so engrossed in the win-at-all-costs nature of competitive football that this is unacceptable with the pressure off? If so, that's immensely depressing. It's July. Let the players enjoy themselves.

It's a lot better than watching Paraguay.

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I don't see the issue here

Let us not delude ourselves about the level of play in the MLS.

People pay for these games to watch the star players and teams, and the stars do what they do best….play exceptionally. It wasn’t as if City was running up the score.

by TheFan09 on Jul 25, 2011 1:32 AM BST reply actions  

If Balotelli

were a fun-loving guy, you might have more of a point.

He’s not.

by PeeDub on Jul 25, 2011 2:48 AM BST reply actions  

What does his history have to do with anything?

He’s being slammed for something that added entertainment to a thoroughly pointless game. That people don’t like him* in the first place shouldn’t have anything to do with it, surely?

*For good reason.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2011 2:51 AM BST up reply actions  

Entertaining

is in the eye of those being entertained. They weren’t. Maybe he was entertaining himself.

by PeeDub on Jul 25, 2011 2:54 AM BST up reply actions  

That's cool.

I’m not angry.

I just see it and I go, “Phhhhh, dick.”

by PeeDub on Jul 25, 2011 2:57 AM BST up reply actions  

Which is fair enough

If you all always agreed with me life would get boring quite quickly.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2011 3:10 AM BST up reply actions  

Sorry

That deserves more since you guys don’t know me yet.

First, I don’t care. You’re right, it’s a friendly, preseason, festival, come see the stars whoop up on the locals kinda game.

But it being Balotelli, there’s one of two explanations:
a) he was being a dick.
b) he wasn’t paying atttention or wasn’t playing to the whistle.

by PeeDub on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 AM BST up reply actions  

My personal experience ...

Mario Balotelli is actually a very nice, charismatic guy.

While I can’t speak for them, there seem to be a lot of kids in the greater Los Angeles area who feel the same way after taking pictures with him on Friday.

I only mention this because kids tend to warm frozen hearts.

But if you’re not unduly focused on one subset of the population and want more evidence, the guy was not only gregarious and generous with the other professions there but was clearly very …

Well, fun-loving is the exact term I’d use.

Granted, I don’t know Mario Balotelli well (if at all), but I guarantee I now have more experience with him than almost everybody in the Twitterverse who apoplexy’s part of this thread’s subtext.

-rf

by Richard Farley on Jul 25, 2011 3:04 AM BST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh

And making a decision based on how twitter reacts is generally a poor idea. Hysteria and massive freakout sessions are too regular.

by DarrenV on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 AM BST reply actions  

Your trick

Can you explain your trick again? I don’t think it’s that clear. Are you crossing from a pass or does this require a 2nd ball (haha)?

by Kman23 on Jul 25, 2011 4:55 AM BST reply actions  

If you're going to receive the ball on your right foot

Do a right-footed stepover around the ball, stop 2/3rd of the way through the circle, put weight on right foot, put left foot in line with pass, flip ball up with left toe over right knee, bring left foot all the way back around and volley. It’s not very difficult but goes wrong a lot.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2011 5:00 AM BST up reply actions  

It looked to me like he really though he had been whistled offside

That would more or less fit in his pattern of brainfarts over the last year, and in all likelihood is just a massive overreaction by the twitterverse

by Stephen Schmidt on Jul 25, 2011 6:20 PM BST reply actions  

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