The Mirror got jokes.
Ashley Cole shot my mum last week. The drama has since been immortalized in digital form, first by Taiwanese television and now by some crafty fucks with degrees in software engineering.
No disrespect, of course. This is good, real good.
I present Cole of Duty: Training Ground Warfare. Click here to have at it, shooting the likes of Cesc, Almunia, Neviller, Joey Barton and tits - lots of tits.
Sure, we probably shouldn't be glorifying such acts of unmatched idiocy. But, hey, you know, whatever.