Another week of funny ideas from the papers. Let's Get into it.
Fernando Torres: We had a couple of these rumors last year about cashing in on Torres early for a lower fee. I encourage the papers to think a little harder because these Torres links are too easy to make. I expect more from you Daily Mail (not really).
Cheik Tiote: Alan Pardew had some interesting quotes on how he wants to hold on to Tiote through January but realizes that the transfer window is ( indeed it is ). For me, it would cost way too much and it doesn't really look like Tiote is unhappy where he is.
Gonzalo Higuain: I'm a big fan of Higuain and think he's been held down by Benzema in Real Madrid lineup. A lot of fans often don't realize he's only 24 years old. A move for him would cost a Torres like fee that I don't for see them paying unless Abramovich gets a little restless in his Russian castle.
Florent Malouda: Athletico Madrid has been rumored for a move which I wouldn't mind. Malouda has looked a little slow this year and not a real threat when coming at defenders on the flank. Athletico is looking to build on their somewhat foolish 40 million splurge on Falcao.
Eduardo Vargas: Stephan has done a great job of chronicling our interest in Vargas and a move is looking more and more plausible. Club officials should move quickly because his price will keep rising as his solid performances for Chile continue. (Note: Looks like he's signed for Napoli)
Frank Lampard For Esteban Granero: I'm a fan of Granero but hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, hilarious nonsense from the Sun.
Edison Cavani: Napoli just swiped away Eduardo Vargas from our clutches so maybe it's time we swipe away one of their major players. I've been against signing a striker in January but Cavani is unbelievably good, with a price tag to match that status.
Javier Pastore: Pastore has fallen somewhat out of favor with the fan base and recently said he hopes to move on to a bigger club. Looks like somebody made the wrong choice this summer.
Question of the week: Would you rather have Higuain or Cavani?