I searched for a Chelsea turkey. You'll have to settle for a Guus.

The world famous (sense the sarcasm there?) Chelsea Offside would like to wish all of its readers a wonderful, festive Thanksgiving holiday. Enjoy time with your weird uncle, football (American, bah), awkward conversation with your dad's immediate family and, of course, meals with all the fixin's. Or is it trimmings? Whatever. Just enjoy the gorge of comestibles on offer - and the inevitable stroke that follows. After all, it's your special gathering. Do you.

What are you thankful for?

Also, I am back amongst the 21st century (my notebook has returned to me, finally). Recap of Zilina, and assorted potables to arrive soon. Hang around, it's going to be fun. I promise.

P.S. Shout out to John Woodleaf and the original Thanksgiving fam. Big up.