I'm still without a home computer. It's a ****** situation.

Not as ****** as the current predicament in which the famous CFC finds itself. Not even close.

MIA.

Drogba is still being tended to do by Cuba Gooding, Dustin Hoffman - and Rene Russo (oh la la). Frank Lampard is currently stranded in a Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves-type vortex.  John Terry could be out for months with a sciatic nerve issue. Now Alex is heading under the knife.

Our Brazilian central defender will miss between 6-8 weeks - with this medical staff perhaps longer - after undergoing arthroscopic surgery on his knee sometime this week. Superb.

What's left? Branislav Ivanovic and Jeffrey Bruma. Did I say something about squad depth being a problem before the start of the season? I digress.

Some are suggesting we could be in for a David Luiz or Gary Cahill come January. With the cost-cutting the club has been doing over the past two seasons? Nonsense. The more likely option is the recall of Michael Mancienne from Wolverhampton. Not exactly the impact defender you were expecting.

And to think, I'm still disgusted over last weekend's events. It just keeps getting better.

Hey, at least we're top of the table. KTBFFH