Sky Sports believes the Carlos Tevez line has begun to form. The inspirational figure above looks to have officially handed Sir Alex the stink palm and is scheduling interviews -- with the Bobs -- for Monday and Tuesday. Tevez' representatives are allegedly going to meet with interested parties in Manchester (the blue half), Liverpool and ... Chelsea. Wait, really?

So you're telling me there's a chance (c. Dumb and Dumber) that the Blues could possibly ink, it must be said, one of the most rambuctious and wildy-entertaining players on the planet? Can you imagine watching this madman do his thang-thang at Stamford Bridge next season? Groovy.

But, really, does anybody believe this rumor has any merit? Particularly with our strong link to Aguero still making the rounds? Then again, you never know. And I'm certainly no opposed to the idea. Watch this space.